Burglar feels heat dangling over hot oil vat

[Shadow]

Burglar feels the heat dangling over hot oil vat

NEW YORK - Police answering cries for help on Friday found a screaming burglar dangling from a ceiling air vent over a hot fat fryer at an upstate New York restaurant.

"He said he thought he was going to die," said Lt. Michael Brown, spokesman for the police in Rotterdam, New York.

A grease-covered Timothy Cipriani, 46, of nearby Schenectady was pleading for help when he was discovered wedged into the ventilation duct at Paesan's Pizza in the early hours of the morning.

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[xotoxi]

Will he sue?

Probably.

 

[Sallow]

Will he sue?

Probably.

I owned a bar once. We threw out this idiot who was really drunk. He came back in to use the bathroom, threw up, slipped on his own vomit and cracked his head on the toilet bowl. He told me he was going to sue me. I said, sure..sue me..and I will spend every last penny I have to make sure you don't get a dime. No settling..nothing. I told him I would rather be homeless and destitute.

He didn't sue.

 

[Shadow]

Will he sue?

Probably.

And win probably.

Hopefully he fried his ass at least...

 

[Douger]

Will he sue?

Probably.

And win probably.

Hopefully he fried his ass at least...

Any lawyer who would accept that case should have his entire family killed.