Buck up Melania, you could be pulling a plow in a potatoe field

[bendog]

If it wasn't for the dumbass Moon Bats Obama and his big ass wife and two pickinnies would be picking cotton in South Alabama.

I almost called you a name, but then realized we're in satire. That was a joke, right?

I don't think so.

 

[ABikerSailor]

I don’t get that one. She was far from being poor and could have had anyone she wanted; a ball player, a rock star, a movie star and yet she chose Trumpy.

Must have been true love.

Not really, she just fell for the hype. She met Trump back in 2004, and married him in January of 2005. That is the time period where he was really starting to take off and had the tv show the Apprentice which was bringing him a lot of fame.

She didn't know he was a cheating idiot who only cared about himself.

I read that she dated him for YEARS. I think she knew exactly who she was marrying. I also think she had an arrangement with him that the affairs would stay quiet.

Got a link for that? I'd especially like to see something that says what you claimed about the arrangement for the affairs to stay quiet.

If it's in the pre-nup, she's got grounds for having a quick and easy divorce.

 

[TNHarley]

I don’t get that one. She was far from being poor and could have had anyone she wanted; a ball player, a rock star, a movie star and yet she chose Trumpy.

Must have been true love.

Not really, she just fell for the hype. She met Trump back in 2004, and married him in January of 2005. That is the time period where he was really starting to take off and had the tv show the Apprentice which was bringing him a lot of fame.

She didn't know he was a cheating idiot who only cared about himself.

I read that she dated him for YEARS. I think she knew exactly who she was marrying. I also think she had an arrangement with him that the affairs would stay quiet.

Got a link for that? I'd especially like to see something that says what you claimed about the arrangement for the affairs to stay quiet.

If it's in the pre-nup, she's got grounds for having a quick and easy divorce.

Its an assumption. Key words "i think"
And besides, why are you asking for links in a SATIRE forum that includes US WEEKLY and anonymous sources?
LOL

 

[Flash]

If it wasn't for the dumbass Moon Bats Obama and his big ass wife and two pickinnies would be picking cotton in South Alabama.

I almost called you a name, but then realized we're in satire. That was a joke, right?

I wasn't joking about Obama.

The asshole was/is a worthless sonofabitch. More like son of a porno queen. As sorry and as stupid as they come.