Bride's life-size wedding cake shaped like herself puts other insane brides at ease

[Synthaholic]

Bride's life-size wedding cake shaped like herself puts other completely insane brides at ease.

A wife renewing her wedding vows after 10 years of marriage opted for a cake constructed as a 5-foot replica of herself wearing a wedding gown and veil. Chidi Ogbuta, right, and her presumably heavily medicated husband, Innocent (real name, no comment), originally intended to make life-size cakes of both of them but ran out of time. The 5-foot dessert contained 200 eggs and 7.5 liters of amaretto, and weighed 400 pounds. Please let us know if you've seen anything or are planning anything that can out-crazy this.

 

[FuelRod]

How much does the bride weigh if the cake weighs 400 lbs?

 

[Mr. H.]

200 eggs? They're gonna have a big family.

 

[Toro]

I wonder how her husband would feel if I asked for a piece of breast cake.

 

[FuelRod]

Is it me or does the cake look alot happier than the bride?

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Is it me or does the cake look alot happier than the bride?

She's probably upset that the cake has a better necklace.

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

CAnt buy class.

 

[Shadow]

Is it me or does the cake look alot happier than the bride?

She's probably upset that the cake has a better necklace.

Better figure too.

 

[syrenn]

Its a publicity stunt. Read it, the husband made the cake. He is trying to sell his crap.

And how conceited is that wanting a wedding cake to look like you? Sorry but the bridzilla diva crap doesn't cut it with me.

 

[George Costanza]

Hubby has a dilemma. He can't have his cake and eat it too.

(Who said that? )

 

[Big Black Dog]

Most likely it's a chocolate cake...