***BREAKING*** The truth behind the embryonic organ market.

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    The New York Times

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    "I was contacted yesterday by retired hungarian Chef Boris Czégény, who worked exclusively for George Soros from 1981 until just last April 2015. He was frustrated by the media attention regarding embryonic organs, and took issue with Speaker John Boehner's faux outrage over the issue.

    The back story is that early in his career as a highly paid chef working for Mr Soros, he claims to have innovated recipes using fetal organs at the request of "Georgie" , who wanted to experience the " ultimate in forbidden tastes". He says that in 1991 he was provided with significant quantities of whole embryos of various degrees of development and began to experiment. By 1993 he had created a stew from fetal hearts that was similar to a cajun gumbo in texture and spice, as well as several hors d'oeuvres made from livers, kidneys and brains.

    He also maintains that almost every significant democrat politician and even some republicans, specifically speaker Boehner have enjoyed his entrees. He admits that most of them responded with degrees of revulsion when they were informed of the content, but almost every one admitted that it was indeed delicious. He makes one exception however regarding Hillary Clinton. According to Boris the first lady (at the time) seemed to have no qualms at all, and even asked if there was a recipe for Chicago Style Pizza using whole embryos, and questioned if hispanic embryos were spicier or if black ones tasted like chicken.

    According to Chef Czégény the market for embryonic organs has exploded because of him, and that just .1 kilograms sells for at least $100K depending on the race of the fetus and length of gestation."


    This is of course very dark humor, satire of the worst sort. However, it is still believable, because liberal political whores are that despicable.


     
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    Do we need some creepy organ music?
     
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    I enjoy conservative embryos especially when hard boiled and used in potato salad. We serve it at 4th of July to all the Tea Party Patriot celebrations and they swear by it.
     
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    You've been duped as usual, conservatives don't have abortions, self absorbed libtards do.
     
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    Glad there's at least one thing I won't have to answer to God for.
     
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    Oh, then you must be the most naive person on the face of the earth. Even right wing fucktards get knocked up and not all of them are like Bristol Meth Palin and cash in on it somehow.
     
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    Next he will claim conservatives do not have sex...
     
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    I'm sure God will make special time for you nonetheless.
     
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    I hear them toe tapping every time I'm at the airport restrooms.
     
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    It's most ghastly old chum, but so is the abattoir...
     

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