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BREAKING: Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner
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In related news. President Obama will delay the pardon for the Thanksgiving turkey until such time as it can be determined if the turkey was guilty in the first place. Rumors abound that the turkey may have been waterboarded into a confession. Also he may have beem improperly tried in a civil court when a military court should have been used.
At this point the only thing we know of for sure is that the President will bow to the turkey at a Rose Garden ceremony and possibly attend the burial, if military honors are accorded the turkey. Some have speculated that Obama may wait until he can post the turkey as a job "saved" sometime after Christmas.
Further, the turkey was found to not have health coverage, though he apparently has the means to pay. It appears his estate will be charged the tax. When asked what he thought about the governemnt taking his money he replied, "Gobble, gobble."
At this point the only thing we know of for sure is that the President will bow to the turkey at a Rose Garden ceremony and possibly attend the burial, if military honors are accorded the turkey. Some have speculated that Obama may wait until he can post the turkey as a job "saved" sometime after Christmas.
Further, the turkey was found to not have health coverage, though he apparently has the means to pay. It appears his estate will be charged the tax. When asked what he thought about the governemnt taking his money he replied, "Gobble, gobble."
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UPDATE
The turkey is getting more nervous with each passing day. Looking for support, he was upset to find Democrats discussing cap and trade. Fearing for the grocery freezer from the Democrats, he was equally distressed to hear that Republicans want to give Obama the ax.
Hoping for an appeal directly to Obama, the turkey offered to send in an application for a second Nobel Peace Prize. Unfortunately the application looked like chicken scratching when he was done. On his second attempt to fill it out he used a word processing program, but his hunt and peck style of typing still left a great number of misspellings.
In the end, it looks like just another Cash for Cluckers program will result.
The turkey is getting more nervous with each passing day. Looking for support, he was upset to find Democrats discussing cap and trade. Fearing for the grocery freezer from the Democrats, he was equally distressed to hear that Republicans want to give Obama the ax.
Hoping for an appeal directly to Obama, the turkey offered to send in an application for a second Nobel Peace Prize. Unfortunately the application looked like chicken scratching when he was done. On his second attempt to fill it out he used a word processing program, but his hunt and peck style of typing still left a great number of misspellings.
In the end, it looks like just another Cash for Cluckers program will result.
UPDATE
The turkey is getting more nervous with each passing day. Looking for support, he was upset to find Democrats discussing cap and trade. Fearing for the grocery freezer from the Democrats, he was equally distressed to hear that Republicans want to give Obama the ax.
Hoping for an appeal directly to Obama, the turkey offered to send in an application for a second Nobel Peace Prize. Unfortunately the application looked like chicken scratching when he was done. On his second attempt to fill it out he used a word processing program, but his hunt and peck style of typing still left a great number of misspellings.
In the end, it looks like just another Cash for Cluckers program will result.
Posting on loan from God right there!
Gatekeeper
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I needed that laugh......
namvet
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namvet
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I thought he was having fried chicken and watermelon
Oscar Wao
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I could actually see that happening...
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Hmmm. I'm supposed to be outraged at this attack on my Messiah, right?
(Very funny btw, as Onion always is)
namvet
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[ame=http://youtube.com/watch?v=4txrH1y4CeI]YouTube - Readin My Teleprompter[/ame]
blastoff
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I think Barry's only concern is for the bedroom teleprompter.
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Hmmmm...I think Barry's only concern is for the bedroom teleprompter.
I had a prediction about 10 months ago that I might as well share.
Nahhhh...
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Can somebody keep that turkey away from the White House. He appears to have a pop-up timer on him. His business card says, Soldier of Audabon. The USDA gave him a grade B rating at his last evaluation. He failed his turkey flying class when his presentation about turkey aerodynamics was actually a powerpoint report on removing Thanksgiving as a national holiday.
mal
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