BREAKING: Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner

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    In related news. President Obama will delay the pardon for the Thanksgiving turkey until such time as it can be determined if the turkey was guilty in the first place. Rumors abound that the turkey may have been waterboarded into a confession. Also he may have beem improperly tried in a civil court when a military court should have been used.

    At this point the only thing we know of for sure is that the President will bow to the turkey at a Rose Garden ceremony and possibly attend the burial, if military honors are accorded the turkey. Some have speculated that Obama may wait until he can post the turkey as a job "saved" sometime after Christmas.

    Further, the turkey was found to not have health coverage, though he apparently has the means to pay. It appears his estate will be charged the tax. When asked what he thought about the governemnt taking his money he replied, "Gobble, gobble."
     
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    did he say pass the ketchup fifty times untill it started up again!!!
     
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    UPDATE

    The turkey is getting more nervous with each passing day. Looking for support, he was upset to find Democrats discussing cap and trade. Fearing for the grocery freezer from the Democrats, he was equally distressed to hear that Republicans want to give Obama the ax.

    Hoping for an appeal directly to Obama, the turkey offered to send in an application for a second Nobel Peace Prize. Unfortunately the application looked like chicken scratching when he was done. On his second attempt to fill it out he used a word processing program, but his hunt and peck style of typing still left a great number of misspellings.

    In the end, it looks like just another Cash for Cluckers program will result.
     
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    :lol::clap2:

    Posting on loan from God right there!

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    I needed that laugh......:lol::lol::lol:
     
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