Breaking News.........President Trump just shot someone on 5th Ave

[Desperado]

was it Pelosi or Schumer? If so he deserves a medal

 

[rightwinger]

 

[rightwinger]

That joke is just as funny when you trade Trump for Obama and Democrats for Republicans

Actually...it doesn’t work

Obama never bragged about shooting someone

And Trump never shot anyone, dingbat.

Are you sure?

Or is he lying about it

 

[anynameyouwish]

Trump: I just shot someone on 5th Ave

Republicans: That is horrible, you must be punished

Trump: I do have some critical Federal Court appointments coming up

Republicans: I guess we can overlook it this time

if trump shot someone on 5th avenue

with the media filming it

and his minions watching it

after the shooting trump would say "hillary did that!"

and fox news and the con media would run with THAT fake reality and within 24 hours hillary would be in jail or ......worse......

 

[anynameyouwish]

Trump: I just shot someone on 5th Ave

Republicans: That is horrible, you must be punished

Trump: I do have some critical Federal Court appointments coming up

Republicans: I guess we can overlook it this time

When trump said that he was admitting 2 things;

1. my minions are deranged lunatics with NO morals or ethics

2. I shall use them as my base to make myself tyrant!

 

[hadit]

Trump: I just shot someone on 5th Ave

Republicans: That is horrible, you must be punished

Trump: I do have some critical Federal Court appointments coming up

Republicans: I guess we can overlook it this time

A more accurate last line would be -

Republicans: That's okay, we'll let Mike Pence handle that.

You miss the point

With Trump facing impeachment, it looks like Republicans will overlook any offense

I miss no point. Removing Trump means President Pence. I'm okay with that. Perhaps you forgot that unintended consequence.

 

[rightwinger]

Trump: I just shot someone on 5th Ave

Republicans: That is horrible, you must be punished

Trump: I do have some critical Federal Court appointments coming up

Republicans: I guess we can overlook it this time

A more accurate last line would be -

Republicans: That's okay, we'll let Mike Pence handle that.

You miss the point

With Trump facing impeachment, it looks like Republicans will overlook any offense

I miss no point. Removing Trump means President Pence. I'm okay with that. Perhaps you forgot that unintended consequence.

Pence is a stiff

But still preferable to Crooked Donnie

 

[hadit]

Trump: I just shot someone on 5th Ave

Republicans: That is horrible, you must be punished

Trump: I do have some critical Federal Court appointments coming up

Republicans: I guess we can overlook it this time

A more accurate last line would be -

Republicans: That's okay, we'll let Mike Pence handle that.

You miss the point

With Trump facing impeachment, it looks like Republicans will overlook any offense

I miss no point. Removing Trump means President Pence. I'm okay with that. Perhaps you forgot that unintended consequence.

Pence is a stiff

But still preferable to Crooked Donnie

It's a win/win for me. There are a lot of idiots, however, that seem to think if they can get rid of Trump, Hillary will magically become president.

 

[rightwinger]

Trump: I just shot someone on 5th Ave

Republicans: That is horrible, you must be punished

Trump: I do have some critical Federal Court appointments coming up

Republicans: I guess we can overlook it this time

A more accurate last line would be -

Republicans: That's okay, we'll let Mike Pence handle that.

You miss the point

With Trump facing impeachment, it looks like Republicans will overlook any offense

I miss no point. Removing Trump means President Pence. I'm okay with that. Perhaps you forgot that unintended consequence.

Pence is a stiff

But still preferable to Crooked Donnie

It's a win/win for me. There are a lot of idiots, however, that seem to think if they can get rid of Trump, Hillary will magically become president.

Nobody thinks that

Trump will be gone soon. Either forced to resign or badly defeated in 2020

He will bring down the GOP with him