A FoxNews poll shows that 64% of people polled that identify themselves as "Conservatives" feel that Obama is to blame for the earthquake that occurred at approximately 2:00 PM EST in Virginia. When pressed further, respondents claimed that they felt the Obama administration was causing earthquakes to test the effectiveness of Obama-care in a crisis situation. In a prepared statement, Congresswoman Michelle Bachman said "Shame on you President Obama, you should know better than to test your Liberal/Intellectual Elitist/Socialist/Mad Scientist Earthquake Machines on US soil!". Conservative commentator/author Anne Coulter said, "Oh yeah, he did it, but what would you expect from a Liberal? It's well known that FDR used HIS earthquake machine back in the 30's to sabotage our recovery from the Great Depression."