Breaking News: Conservatives blame Obama for earthquake

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    A FoxNews poll shows that 64% of people polled that identify themselves as "Conservatives" feel that Obama is to blame for the earthquake that occurred at approximately 2:00 PM EST in Virginia.

    When pressed further, respondents claimed that they felt the Obama administration was causing earthquakes to test the effectiveness of Obama-care in a crisis situation.

    In a prepared statement, Congresswoman Michelle Bachman said "Shame on you President Obama, you should know better than to test your Liberal/Intellectual Elitist/Socialist/Mad Scientist Earthquake Machines on US soil!".

    Conservative commentator/author Anne Coulter said, "Oh yeah, he did it, but what would you expect from a Liberal? It's well known that FDR used HIS earthquake machine back in the 30's to sabotage our recovery from the Great Depression."
     
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    Well...we dont actually have proof he caused it. We just find it suspicious that it happened when he was out of the area.
     
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    you joke but i guarantee someone will actually do it.

    to be fair, someone on MY side will probably blame the earthquake on global warming, and i'll have to facepalm.
     
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    God just hates having a black man as president.
     
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    maybe it'll turn out they do a lot of explosive fracking in mineral virginia and i can blame big oil. i wanna blame someone! i do!
     
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    The right-wingnuts do blame everything on Obama :eusa_doh:
     
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    It was a "messiah thing".

    I heard he was testing a brand spanking new power. The power to move mountains.

    Then the teleprompters shorted out..
     
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    Well...Obama caused it....but look at the tectonic plates that Bush left him!!!!
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Obama inherited unstable tetonic plates
     

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