Breaking (FOX): Obama Resigns, Biden sworn in as President

[AvgGuyIA]

It's a pleasant thought, but guess what day it is.

 

[AvgGuyIA]

-> Rubber Room

CE is not the place for bs threads

"I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you." - Friedrich Nietzsche

I'll bet you're the life of the party.

Is a Satire group for this sort of thread. Putting it anywhere else means you're lazy and don't give a shit.

It would ruin the effect.

 

[Statistikhengst]

The news has also hit Germany big-time:

 

[rightwinger]

I've been watching FoxNews and they are starting to question President Bidens birth certificate

President Biden has ordered the Obamas to vacate the Whitehouse by noon

But apparently Michelle's mother is refusing to leave. She's in shock, hiding in an upstairs closet mumbling something about "that damned half breed, commie, Muslim Kenyan".

Also, Boehner was called off the bar at the his golf course for a photo op set to air later today.

This is getting ugly.

They have SWAT teams circling the Whitehouse to evict Granny Obama

Family dog Bo, has been holding them off

 

[Statistikhengst]

Breaking news from a very respectable tabloid, it looks bad for Obama:

 

[TyroneSlothrop]

Keep hope alive and hang in there (Just 12 more hours to go, people. April 2 is getting here as fast as it can.) oh the humanity...

 

[Statistikhengst]

Breaking news update: 04.04.2015:


It's still April Fools', cuz it's still April and there are plenty of fools in USMB!