By Iam A Derp-The North Dakota Times
According to an anonymous White House aid, President Donald Trump will make an announcement regarding how his polices saved the United States, later in the week.
The source did confide, that Mr. Trump recieved a call from one named Jose Hurricane
Mr. Hurricane stated, because of Mr. Trumps tough policy on immigrants, he will cancel plans to visit the US. He stated that just because his name is Jose, it doesn't make him Mexican, he was born just off the Coast of Africa. He feels that even if he was born in Africa, he'd still be deported.
He added, it's even tough being Jose in Africa.
Jose said his plans included, a trip north avoiding America and that Jose Hurricane will die a lonely death in a place that doesn't really matter. Also added was, "you can thank Mr. Trump for my un-glorious life".
According to an anonymous White House aid, President Donald Trump will make an announcement regarding how his polices saved the United States, later in the week.
The source did confide, that Mr. Trump recieved a call from one named Jose Hurricane
Mr. Hurricane stated, because of Mr. Trumps tough policy on immigrants, he will cancel plans to visit the US. He stated that just because his name is Jose, it doesn't make him Mexican, he was born just off the Coast of Africa. He feels that even if he was born in Africa, he'd still be deported.
He added, it's even tough being Jose in Africa.
Jose said his plans included, a trip north avoiding America and that Jose Hurricane will die a lonely death in a place that doesn't really matter. Also added was, "you can thank Mr. Trump for my un-glorious life".
