BREAKING! Barack Obama Wins World Series!

[Mad Scientist]

All MLB teams forfeited their playoff games and the MLB awarded the World Series Trophy to Barack Hussein Obama.

"No one can play all positions at the same time like he can" said a league spokesman.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Obama also become the first player to win the Triple Crown since Yaz in 1967. Obama was also awarded the Cy Young award.

The Committee issued the following statement, "Let's face facts, he didn't do dick to win the Noble Prize so we figured we could award him the Triple Crown and Cy Young as well."

 

[jillian]

All MLB teams forfeited their playoff games and the MLB awarded the World Series Trophy to Barack Hussein Obama.

"No one can play all positions at the same time like he can" said a league spokesman.

how many threads are y'all gonna spam the board with, hon?

btw....

you have no neck.

 

[Andrew2382]

Pretty sure I read that they awarded Obama the Super Bowl MVP award