Breaking: Alien Abduction and Missing Moderator

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  1. Coyote
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    Reports have been coming in of a Mod MIA - and though the details are not independently verified, USMB intelligence has confirmed the abduction, by aliens, of Flacaltenn. Hostage negotiations took place, and with a lot of persuasion, and a heavy bribe paid up front in Hersheys Peppermint White Chocolate Kisses, we've ransomed Flack back.

    However, the aliens have impregnated him. Yes, our beloved flacaltenn is pregnant. We don't know exactly how long an alien pregnancy lasts, when the birth is expected or - indeed, if he'll lay eggs and have to hatch them.

    For the time being, he will be laying low, popping in and out, but we expect his return at some point, and hopefully back on staff. In the meantime - please send him messages of encouragement!!!!
     
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    weird thing is, I believe this.
     
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    Well if the Aliens had a reason to be pissed at anybody it would be flacaltenn .

    :D
     
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    flacaltenn is OK, he's even handed on moderation, probably the best one here in that regard. Coyote is also pretty good
     
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    Coyote Varmint Staff Member Senior USMB Moderator Gold Supporting Member

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    Yes, he is - he's also great at talking to people, drawing them out and listening. Am hoping he'll return to staff!
     
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    He and I have had some interesting conversations in messages
     
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    why would you not?
     
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    It explains so much.

    But I think he's in a residential mental health facility.
     
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    flacaltenn is awesome. He has more integrity than the bottom 20% of our posters do in total.
     
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    Me too!
     
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