Breaking: Alien Abduction and Missing Moderator

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Reports have been coming in of a Mod MIA - and though the details are not independently verified, USMB intelligence has confirmed the abduction, by aliens, of Flacaltenn. Hostage negotiations took place, and with a lot of persuasion, and a heavy bribe paid up front in Hersheys Peppermint White Chocolate Kisses, we've ransomed Flack back.

However, the aliens have impregnated him. Yes, our beloved flacaltenn is pregnant. We don't know exactly how long an alien pregnancy lasts, when the birth is expected or - indeed, if he'll lay eggs and have to hatch them.

For the time being, he will be laying low, popping in and out, but we expect his return at some point, and hopefully back on staff. In the meantime - please send him messages of encouragement!!!!
 
flacaltenn is OK, he's even handed on moderation, probably the best one here in that regard. Coyote is also pretty good
 
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flacaltenn is OK, he's even handed on moderation, probably the best one here in that regard. Coyote is also pretty good

Yes, he is - he's also great at talking to people, drawing them out and listening. Am hoping he'll return to staff!
 
Now he'll have time to read Merry Men by Chute.

He's the only mod who sent me alerts when he took down my posts, so I always get nervous when he's around, but he's pretty decent, and I hope he's okay.
 
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Is that who got ck, too? He/she hasn't been here in months!

Good luck flacaltenn, hope you can escape!
Reports have been coming in of a Mod MIA - and though the details are not independently verified, USMB intelligence has confirmed the abduction, by aliens, of Flacaltenn. Hostage negotiations took place, and with a lot of persuasion, and a heavy bribe paid up front in Hersheys Peppermint White Chocolate Kisses, we've ransomed Flack back.

However, the aliens have impregnated him. Yes, our beloved flacaltenn is pregnant. We don't know exactly how long an alien pregnancy lasts, when the birth is expected or - indeed, if he'll lay eggs and have to hatch them.

For the time being, he will be laying low, popping in and out, but we expect his return at some point, and hopefully back on staff. In the meantime - please send him messages of encouragement!!!!
 
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Is that who got ck, too? He/she hasn't been here in months!

Good luck flacaltenn, hope you can escape!
Reports have been coming in of a Mod MIA - and though the details are not independently verified, USMB intelligence has confirmed the abduction, by aliens, of Flacaltenn. Hostage negotiations took place, and with a lot of persuasion, and a heavy bribe paid up front in Hersheys Peppermint White Chocolate Kisses, we've ransomed Flack back.

However, the aliens have impregnated him. Yes, our beloved flacaltenn is pregnant. We don't know exactly how long an alien pregnancy lasts, when the birth is expected or - indeed, if he'll lay eggs and have to hatch them.

For the time being, he will be laying low, popping in and out, but we expect his return at some point, and hopefully back on staff. In the meantime - please send him messages of encouragement!!!!

CK's pregnancy had complications. Octuplets I'm told.
 
Is that who got ck, too? He/she hasn't been here in months!

Good luck flacaltenn, hope you can escape!
Reports have been coming in of a Mod MIA - and though the details are not independently verified, USMB intelligence has confirmed the abduction, by aliens, of Flacaltenn. Hostage negotiations took place, and with a lot of persuasion, and a heavy bribe paid up front in Hersheys Peppermint White Chocolate Kisses, we've ransomed Flack back.

However, the aliens have impregnated him. Yes, our beloved flacaltenn is pregnant. We don't know exactly how long an alien pregnancy lasts, when the birth is expected or - indeed, if he'll lay eggs and have to hatch them.

For the time being, he will be laying low, popping in and out, but we expect his return at some point, and hopefully back on staff. In the meantime - please send him messages of encouragement!!!!

What? You didn't know? CK was a Russian agent helping to get Trump elected. His work is done now. :badgrin:
 
Are you serious? If so, wish her well. Sorry, can't tell if that's more of the alien stuff. Lol. Though octuplets might be a hint...
Is that who got ck, too? He/she hasn't been here in months!

Good luck flacaltenn, hope you can escape!
Reports have been coming in of a Mod MIA - and though the details are not independently verified, USMB intelligence has confirmed the abduction, by aliens, of Flacaltenn. Hostage negotiations took place, and with a lot of persuasion, and a heavy bribe paid up front in Hersheys Peppermint White Chocolate Kisses, we've ransomed Flack back.

However, the aliens have impregnated him. Yes, our beloved flacaltenn is pregnant. We don't know exactly how long an alien pregnancy lasts, when the birth is expected or - indeed, if he'll lay eggs and have to hatch them.

For the time being, he will be laying low, popping in and out, but we expect his return at some point, and hopefully back on staff. In the meantime - please send him messages of encouragement!!!!

CK's pregnancy had complications. Octuplets I'm told.
 
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Are you serious? If so, wish her well. Sorry, can't tell if that's more of the alien stuff. Lol. Though octuplets might be a hint...
Is that who got ck, too? He/she hasn't been here in months!

Good luck flacaltenn, hope you can escape!
Reports have been coming in of a Mod MIA - and though the details are not independently verified, USMB intelligence has confirmed the abduction, by aliens, of Flacaltenn. Hostage negotiations took place, and with a lot of persuasion, and a heavy bribe paid up front in Hersheys Peppermint White Chocolate Kisses, we've ransomed Flack back.

However, the aliens have impregnated him. Yes, our beloved flacaltenn is pregnant. We don't know exactly how long an alien pregnancy lasts, when the birth is expected or - indeed, if he'll lay eggs and have to hatch them.

For the time being, he will be laying low, popping in and out, but we expect his return at some point, and hopefully back on staff. In the meantime - please send him messages of encouragement!!!!

CK's pregnancy had complications. Octuplets I'm told.

CK actually has another full time job now, so not sure how much he will be around. According to wikileaks, his job involves alien fertility research and something went terribly wrong.
 
Are you serious? If so, wish her well. Sorry, can't tell if that's more of the alien stuff. Lol. Though octuplets might be a hint...
Is that who got ck, too? He/she hasn't been here in months!

Good luck flacaltenn, hope you can escape!
Reports have been coming in of a Mod MIA - and though the details are not independently verified, USMB intelligence has confirmed the abduction, by aliens, of Flacaltenn. Hostage negotiations took place, and with a lot of persuasion, and a heavy bribe paid up front in Hersheys Peppermint White Chocolate Kisses, we've ransomed Flack back.

However, the aliens have impregnated him. Yes, our beloved flacaltenn is pregnant. We don't know exactly how long an alien pregnancy lasts, when the birth is expected or - indeed, if he'll lay eggs and have to hatch them.

For the time being, he will be laying low, popping in and out, but we expect his return at some point, and hopefully back on staff. In the meantime - please send him messages of encouragement!!!!

CK's pregnancy had complications. Octuplets I'm told.

CK actually has another full time job now, so not sure how much he will be around. According to wikileaks, his job involves alien fertility research and something went terribly wrong.

:lol:

Now that's a fine new designation for construction IT.
 
CK actually has another full time job now, so not sure how much he will be around. According to wikileaks, his job involves alien fertility research and something went terribly wrong.

He hasn't showed up in a National Enquirer article yet.
 

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