BREAKING: 9th Circuit Judge overturns Trump’s turkey pardon

[ColonelAngus]

Turns out Trump is just wiping his ass with the Constitution. A turkey can’t be a citizen, so Trump can’t pardon the poultry.

Sorry, Trumpanzees...that turkey must die.

 

[shockedcanadian]

Turns out Trump is just wiping his ass with the Constitution. A turkey can’t be a citizen, so Trump can’t pardon the poultry.

Sorry, Trumpanzees...that turkey must die.

If he orders that turkey sent to a local Sanctuary City it might find it's end with an MS-13 gang member. Left behind in some other overturned order.

Sad to say, as it's not funny as much as it is infuriating.

 

[DGS49]

9th circuit, of course. Good one.

 

[Toro]

In the 9th Circuit, turkeys are people too.

 

[Harpy Eagle]

I was hoping he would switch it up and at the last minute send the bird off to be eaten!

 

[theHawk]

I kind of wish he didn’t pardon it. The libs would’ve had a meltdown.

 

[shockedcanadian]

I kind of wish he didn’t pardon it. The libs would’ve had a meltdown.

PETA would have protested naked outside the White House. Animals are important (and I agree, trying to buy kosher or halal as I don't want to buy food that suffered) but hey, protecting MS-13 in Sanctuary Cities who torture HUMANS, that's the cost of "tolerance".

 

[ColonelAngus]

45 million turkeys will be eaten tomorrow...that’s a fucking Holocaust.

 

[Toro]

I kind of wish he didn’t pardon it. The libs would’ve had a meltdown.

It would have been even better if he whipped out a hatchet and killed it himself!