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    I have been introduced to this board more than a month ago but never registered until I was reintroduced by a second member. Two recommendations and I figured I just had to look. To protect them from their own tragic mistakes I will leave it up to them to both find out who I am and then to come forth and ask the powers that be for forgiveness for letting me know about this place.

    To those who do not know me (every one of you, most likely), I am most easily identified online as a massive multi-platform Internet troll, and offline as one of only six or seven liberals in all of West Texas. Beyond that, I like long walks in the desert, bicycles, manatees, the Florida Gators and women, not necessarily in that order.
     
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    Then fuck you.
     
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    Dull ass lamprey.
     
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    hey, you kinda asked for that
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    I might have, but she's still a dull ass lamprey. And she sucks goats.
     
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    editec Mr. Forgot-it-All

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    Is there a bounty on liberals in West Texas?
     
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    We stay well-hidden. The moment we say something to the effect of "Hillary Clinton ain't all that bad," the typical West Texan will go into violent convulsions followed by a shooting rampage.
     
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    Just what I need. Yet another one that thinks he's "the one." Have they be rerunning Matrix or something on the tube?
     
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    whoop-di-fucking-do

    i'm already impressed. would you like a separate userid for your ego, or can you cram it all in one?
     
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    Silence wanna lick?

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    welcome to the board vermin!

    It would appear this board has the same reaction as West Texas when you announce you're a liberal...I see the convulsions have already begun....I'm just waiting for the shooting rampage :lol:
     
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