Brace Yourselves

[Sidestreamer]

I have been introduced to this board more than a month ago but never registered until I was reintroduced by a second member. Two recommendations and I figured I just had to look. To protect them from their own tragic mistakes I will leave it up to them to both find out who I am and then to come forth and ask the powers that be for forgiveness for letting me know about this place.

To those who do not know me (every one of you, most likely), I am most easily identified online as a massive multi-platform Internet troll, and offline as one of only six or seven liberals in all of West Texas. Beyond that, I like long walks in the desert, bicycles, manatees, the Florida Gators and women, not necessarily in that order.

 

[AllieBaba]

Then fuck you.

 

[Sidestreamer]

Then fuck you.

Dull ass lamprey.

 

[DiveCon]

Dull ass lamprey.

hey, you kinda asked for that

 

[Sidestreamer]

hey, you kinda asked for that

I might have, but she's still a dull ass lamprey. And she sucks goats.

 

[editec]

Is there a bounty on liberals in West Texas?

 

[Sidestreamer]

Is there a bounty on liberals in West Texas?

We stay well-hidden. The moment we say something to the effect of "Hillary Clinton ain't all that bad," the typical West Texan will go into violent convulsions followed by a shooting rampage.

 

[Gunny]

hey, you kinda asked for that

Just what I need. Yet another one that thinks he's "the one." Have they be rerunning Matrix or something on the tube?

 

[del]

I have been introduced to this board more than a month ago but never registered until I was reintroduced by a second member. Two recommendations and I figured I just had to look. To protect them from their own tragic mistakes I will leave it up to them to both find out who I am and then to come forth and ask the powers that be for forgiveness for letting me know about this place.

To those who do not know me (every one of you, most likely), I am most easily identified online as a massive multi-platform Internet troll, and offline as one of only six or seven liberals in all of West Texas. Beyond that, I like long walks in the desert, bicycles, manatees, the Florida Gators and women, not necessarily in that order.

whoop-di-fucking-do

i'm already impressed. would you like a separate userid for your ego, or can you cram it all in one?

 

[Silence]

welcome to the board vermin!

It would appear this board has the same reaction as West Texas when you announce you're a liberal...I see the convulsions have already begun....I'm just waiting for the shooting rampage

 

[Anguille]

To protect them from their own tragic mistakes I will leave it up to them to both find out who I am and then to come forth and ask the powers that be for forgiveness for letting me know about this place.

I want to come out publicly as totally uninvolved in this one.

But welcome, Vermin Armada, I like the sound of your name.

 

[DavidS]

And she sucks goats.

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

 

[CSM]

Oh goody! this board was running short on trolls.

 

[Andrew2382]

aww Shogun has a friend!

 

[Anguille]

LOL! I bet he could be one of VA's sponsors.

 

[chloe]

Welcome Vermin, I used to live in the Odessa/Midland area way back when....

 

[Amanda]

Welcome to the board.

 

[Ravi]

Cousin it?

 

[Anguille]

That was my first thought but I think he's off sailing in the Pacific this week.

 

[Ravi]

lol, as if that would make a difference.