I am so boreded I have no idea what to post. Nonsense works but what nonsense. Maybe we can start a new pandemic ... perhaps douchebaggery disease. We need to quarantine all the douchebags to prevent it. Hmm ... naw, too boring still. Maybe a story about Obama using the toilet. He used a *gasp* Macy's bathroom! Yeah, that could be fun. ... damn I hate waiting for raytracing.