BOORTZ:ALERT FROM CDC- Gonorrhea Lectim

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    ALERT FROM CDC

    Information about Gonorrhea Lectim ...


    The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease it called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.

    The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008 ... but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

    It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

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    There is a technical term for putting one's cranium up the rectum. It's know as a Cranial-Rectal Inversion, which usually results with a crappy outlook on life. Until treated? Symptoms are quite persistant.

    You Liberal/Statists? Take Note.

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    QUOTE=The T;2871237]ALERT FROM CDC

    Information about Gonorrhea Lectim ...


    The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease it called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.

    The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008 ... but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

    It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

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    There is a technical term for putting one's cranium up the rectum. It's know as a Cranial-Rectal Inversion, which usually results with a crappy outlook on life. Until treated? Symptoms are quite persistant.

    You Liberal/Statists? Take Note.

    ~T[/QUOTE]

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    It's OK...:lol:
     
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    Boortz has a way with words. The latter sentence or two were mine. I learned that in the USAF ;):cool:
     
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    I'm sorry. But was that supposed to be clever?
     
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    Got your attention...didn't it? :lol:
     
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    Yeah...like that fender bender I passed going home yesterday. I suppose that was equivalent in attention getting mojo.
     
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    In other words you admit to being a road-clogging RUBBERNECKER? :lol:

    Whatever. At least you're paying somewhat any attention. Thanks. :lol:
     

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