Books Written for Children of Liberals

Discussion in 'Humor' started by 5stringJeff, Apr 20, 2004.

  1. 5stringJeff
    Offline

    5stringJeff Senior Member

    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2003
    Messages:
    9,990
    Thanks Received:
    536
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    Puyallup, WA
    Ratings:
    +540
    I get these from a http://www.topfive.com/ mailing list.

    ----------
    The Top 20 Books Written for Children of Liberals


    20> Willy Wonka and the American-Job-Stealing, Child-Exploiting
    Overseas Chocolate Factory

    19> Father-in-a-Nontraditional-Role Goose

    18> Green Eggs, Ham and Guv'mint Cheese

    17> How the Grinch Stole Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, the Winter Solstice
    or Your Preferred Non-Denominational, Politically Correct
    December Holiday

    16> If Bullshit Could Fly

    15> PETA and the Wolf

    14> The Leonine American, the Alternative-Religion Practitioner
    and the Animal-Products-Free Wardrobe

    13> Delirious George and the Stolen Election

    12> The Fascist Republicans Stole My Cheese and Gave It to the
    Top 1% of the Wealthy

    11> Where the Wild Things Are: A Night at the Kennedy Compound

    10> The Little Boy Who Cried "Imminent Threat"

    9> Mister Kucinich Eats All His Spinach!

    8> The Berenstain Bears Go to California for Uncle Bear's
    Wedding to Life-Partner Buford Bear

    7> Nancy Drew and the Disappearing Weapons of Mass Destruction

    6> Al Gore's Pop-Up Book of Chads

    5> You're a Neo-Nazi Skinhead, Charlie Brown!

    4> One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Mercury-Poisoned Fish
    Caught in an Illegal Tuna Net by an Evil Global Corporation

    3> Babar Becomes a Piano!

    2> George and the Giant Deficit


    and Topfive.com's Number 1 Book
    Written for Children of Liberals...


    1> Heather Has Two Daddies, Three Mommies, Four Aunts Who Used
    to Be Uncles, a Leather-Clad Grandma and Several Cousins of
    Indeterminate Gender and/or Sexual Orientation
     
  2. DKSuddeth
    Offline

    DKSuddeth Senior Member

    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2003
    Messages:
    5,175
    Thanks Received:
    61
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    North Texas
    Ratings:
    +62
    they didn't list my favorite: Dr. Suess' Horton hears a WMD
     
  3. winston churchi
    Offline

    winston churchi Member

    Joined:
    Feb 15, 2004
    Messages:
    640
    Thanks Received:
    9
    Trophy Points:
    16
    Ratings:
    +9
    I am laughing!! I am going to read Babar becomes a piano.
     
  4. Hobbit
    Offline

    Hobbit Senior Member

    Joined:
    Mar 25, 2004
    Messages:
    5,099
    Thanks Received:
    420
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    Near Atlanta, GA
    Ratings:
    +421
    The scary part of this is that a lot of it sounds like a less subtle version of the liberal indoctrination they gave my generation in elementary school. I had to put up with all kinds of crap about how factories were polluting the Earth and killing cute little animals, and about how racist people were because they pointed out that someone was black.
     

Share This Page