Bobby Mueller’s Book Report

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We’ve all come to guess that his report was actually written by his staff and he wasn’t all that certain of what was in it.


So, just for the sake of veracity, we will go back to 1958 and check out this transcript of his grade nine oral summary of his book report.


TEACHER: Bobby, could you tell us what book you chose to read?

BOBBY: I read The Caine Mutiny by Herman Wouk, Miss Jones.

TEACHER: Please summarize the plot of the novel.

BOBBY: I’d refer you to my written report for that.

TEACHER: Could you at least read the summary from your book report?

BOBBY: I’m happy to have you read it.

TEACHER: Well, in the book, as I recall, some lower officers on the World War II Navy warship the U.S.S. Caine are at odds as to whether or not to relieve command of the ship from Lieutenant Commander Queeg.

BOBBY: I defer to you on that. I can’t get into the details.

TEACHER: But it was clear, wasn’t it, that Commander Queeg performed a number of cowardly actions which endangered the safety of the ship and its crew.

BOBBY: If that’s what was written in my report, then yes.

And his amazing report goes on from there.

If you truly want to read it, go to Bobby Mueller's Book Report - David Martin, Humor Times

And then, we get this:

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Special Counsel Robert Mueller @ The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Special Counsel Robert Mueller - Dean Kaner, Humor Times
 

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