Why do you say that you are from the real Colubmia, PC? We all know you are from Missouri.
Jakey...when I said I was a Southern Girl...I meant South Korea!
I didn't realize that you were geography challenged as well, and 'South' could only mean Missouri to you!
Be aware...when folks use your name and 'miss' in the same sentence they hardly mean Missouri, as well. I usually refers to the point you've missed.