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Bloomberg Gives A Billion Dollars To Bernie Sanders Causing Him To Destroy Self
DURHAM, NC—Billionaire Michael Bloomberg came up with a genius plan to destroy Democratic rival Bernie Sanders: give him a billion dollars.
Bloomberg waited in a Sanders campaign office ahead of the socialist's next rally and leaped out as soon as Sanders walked in, handing over a briefcase full of cash before Sanders knew what was happening. As soon as the money was handed over, the time-space paradox of Bernie Sanders now being a billionaire caused him to explode.
"I'm a billionaire? Billionaires shouldn't exist. I SHOULDN'T EXIST!" Bernie screamed as he burst into flames. "Noooooooo!!!"
Bloomberg Gives A Billion Dollars To Bernie Sanders Causing Him To Destroy Self
DURHAM, NC—Billionaire Michael Bloomberg came up with a genius plan to destroy Democratic rival Bernie Sanders: give him a billion dollars.
Bloomberg waited in a Sanders campaign office ahead of the socialist's next rally and leaped out as soon as Sanders walked in, handing over a briefcase full of cash before Sanders knew what was happening. As soon as the money was handed over, the time-space paradox of Bernie Sanders now being a billionaire caused him to explode.
"I'm a billionaire? Billionaires shouldn't exist. I SHOULDN'T EXIST!" Bernie screamed as he burst into flames. "Noooooooo!!!"
Bloomberg Gives A Billion Dollars To Bernie Sanders Causing Him To Destroy Self
