Blonde job applicant

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    fuzzykitten99 Senior Member

    Apr 23, 2004
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    The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "What is one and one?" "Eleven," she replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but she's right."

    Then the sheriff asked, "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow," replied the blonde. He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.

    "Now, listen carefully, who killed Abraham Lincoln?" asked the sheriff. The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."

    The sheriff replied, "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"

    So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. "It went great!" the blonde said. "First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"

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