Blockbuster news! Russian 'Shenanigans' is now the focus!

MarathonMike

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As the 'Collusion' campaign flounders to a merciful end, the Left has determined the reason for the failure. They simply weren't vague enough on what they were investigating. So to better muddy the waters and still waste everyone's time, the FBI and their Democrat masters have a brand new investigation called 'Russian Shenanigans'.

According to sources close to the new investigation, someone heard that someone close to the Trump campaign went to Russia for VERY unclear reasons and returned with a VERY suspicious smile on his face. Needless to say, that was all Mueller needed to spring into action. He has mobilized all agents not currently mopping up the Collusion investigation and charged the to find something, anything, that seems like 'Shenanigans'. There are also unconfirmed reports that Jeff Bezos has hired 50 new gerbalists, er journalists (my Bad) for his new 'Shenanigans' task force. Guys this could be Yuuuuuuuge!

Look for major announcements on CNN and The View this week.
 
I've located the perfect man to lead up the investigation into Russian Shenanigans...

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