Blake Shelton: Sexiest Man Alive (???)

[BuckToothMoron]

I luv ya ChrisL. Let me tell you a story-

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.

The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

So which one does he decide to marry?

Lol! None of them because they are doormats obviously.

Close, you’re on the right track. He married the one with the double D’s.

You speak about women as if they are nothing more than objects, property or something for you to "get something" from. How about the one who you like the most, get along with the best, and have the most in common with? Even women with double D breasts are going to have a personality! Grow up, little boy.

This might be on par with peeing on gum.

You gotta take the stick out of your ass and loosen up. I have been married since 1985 to a smart and beautiful woman. I come here to unwind, vent or yank some chains. You are clearly an intelligent woman, and if your avatar is an actual pic of you, then you have no issues with your looks. But you sure can let people get under your skin.

How should I know if you are being serious or not? I'm not a mind reader! Obviously the size of a person's boobs is very important to some people for some reason, so the attitude you were displaying is nothing unusual or surprising.

Fair enough.