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    Here is a rare picture of the elusive birth fairy. As soon as the fetus is born she waves her magic wand and turns it into a baby.
     
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    ...thereby granting it citizenship into the human race, with all it's appurtenant rights.
     
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    I thought it was a sperm fairy.
     
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    When the wife gets pregnant...the titty fairy shows up for awhile...
     
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    She's made accomidations for the Loony Lefty.
     
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    Nothing to see here Mr. Abortion Doctor. It must have been a false positive.
     
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    Good thing this Birth Fairy was faster than Obama.
     
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    Imagine that, in a country with free birth control and abortion on demand, she still has the baby and then kills it anyway. There is just no pleasing you people. Maybe what the left needs is a free human disposal once they are born.

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    I can tell it's time for some abortion jokes.


    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    You'll never know


    A fetus wakes up one day only to discover than he is being aborted. He then turns to the doctor and screams, "What the hell are you doing?" The doctor then turns to the mother and says, "Don't worry, they are not all this stupid."


    Why did the fetus cross the road at the abortion clinic?
    Because they moved the dumpster.


    Why must all Jews and unwanted babies die in mass?
    What do they expect? That's what happens to people who take all our money.
     

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