Bill Maher Calls for People to 'Put Drugs in Halloween Candy'

[NYcarbineer]

Shelby Cross, from the Onion News Network, on Halloween,

aka, Pedophiles' Christmas:

Shelby Cross Teaches Us How To Protect Our Children On Halloween, A.K.A. The Pedophiles' Christmas | Onion News Network

lol

 

[Texanmike]

The only time I'd tune in to watch that fucking left wing lunatic is if someone was kicking his ass. That would be worth watching.

i'm sure he'll be heartbroken.

I'm sure I give a fuck.

Thank you for keeping your civil tone.

Mike

 

[Texanmike]

No, children have a constitutional right to be taught. And to not be discriminated against because of their sex (male) or their sexual orientation (hetero).

I have personally met a half dozen people who have had teachers suggest they get their kids "tested" with the objective of obtaining medication. I'm one of those people. Thanks, my child did fine without medication and ended up graduating a year ahead of the rest of his class.

Where do you get this crap? A Constitutional right? Nobody has a Constitutional right to be taught. Jesus, what is wrong with you people. If you can show me where it says that I will buy a copy of the Constitution, eat the paper and youtube it for your pleasure.

Mike

 

[JamesInFlorida]

Ha ha. "The War on Halloween"

BTW - poisoned candy is not just an urban legend. There have been several cases. One crazy is all it takes. We expect 250 children tonight.

Link.

 

[chanel]

Myth of tainted trick-or-treat candy was born on Long Island - NYPOST.com

snopes.com: Pins and Needles in Halloween Candy

 

[jillian]

hey. chanel... any stories about acid in halloween candy last night?

 

[chanel]

Ha ha. Haven't been to school yet. Not sure about acid, but I'm sure there will be tales of hash brownies.

We actually had fewer teens last night. Maybe they realized that Hallowwen is for children.

 

[uscitizen]

Hash brownies??? Where???

 

[Ravi]

Sadly, Halloween was pretty much canceled in my neighborhood due to the weather and flooding so I guess I'll have to eat the mushrooms.

 

[jillian]

Sadly, Halloween was pretty much canceled in my neighborhood due to the weather and flooding so I guess I'll have to eat the mushrooms.

my son thought he was too cool to go trick or treating now that he's started high school. then he was sorry he didn't go. lol.

ah.. kids.

careful with the 'shrooms.

 

[JamesInFlorida]

Myth of tainted trick-or-treat candy was born on Long Island - NYPOST.com

snopes.com: Pins and Needles in Halloween Candy

Anything more recent than 1967? Kids have better odds tripping over the curb and dying on Halloween than they do getting poisonous candy.

 

[KissMy]

Myth of tainted trick-or-treat candy was born on Long Island - NYPOST.com

snopes.com: Pins and Needles in Halloween Candy

Anything more recent than 1967? Kids have better odds tripping over the curb and dying on Halloween than they do getting poisonous candy.

2011 Oneida Police say tainted gum may have been given to trick-or-treaters

2nd case of tainted candy

Halloween candy may have contained PCP

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6ccJkszNak"]Meth Candy[/ame]

 

[chanel]

Myth of tainted trick-or-treat candy was born on Long Island - NYPOST.com

snopes.com: Pins and Needles in Halloween Candy

Anything more recent than 1967? Kids have better odds tripping over the curb and dying on Halloween than they do getting poisonous candy.

You obviously didn't read either article. 1982 was a really bad year.

I said "it only takes ONE crazy" Yes, that might skew the odds a bit.

Thank you kissmy. I was certain there were other local stories that the Post might have missed.

BTW - I brought in the left over candy in for my students yesterday.

Dear Parents: forgive me for poisoning your children with fat, sugar, and artificial flavorings. Please don't sue me. Or report me to Mrs. Obama.