Big tech and pizza

[Slade3200]

Yall will like this one...

ORDERING A PIZZA

CALLER: Is this Rocco's Pizza?

GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza.

CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.

GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Rocco’s Pizza last month.

CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza.

GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir?

CALLER: My usual? You know me?

GOOGLE: According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.

CALLER: OK! That’s what I want …

GOOGLE: May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula,

sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?

CALLER: What? I detest vegetables..

GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is not good, sir.

CALLER: How the hell do you know?

GOOGLE: Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

CALLER: Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.

GOOGLE: Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you only purchased a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drug RX Network, 4 months ago.

CALLER: I bought more from another drugstore.

GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.

CALLER: I paid in cash.

GOOGLE: But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.

CALLER: I have other sources of cash.

GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your last tax return unless you bought them using anundeclared income source, which is against the law.

CALLER: WHAT THE HELL?

GOOGLE: I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.

CALLER: Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, What’s App.and all the others. I'm going to an island without internet, cable TV, where

there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.

GOOGLE: I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago…

 

[skye]

omg....not pizza .....not "that" word again!

 

[Slade3200]

omg....not pizza .....not "that" word again!

Better believe it. Pepperoni, pineapple and jalapeños is the bees knees!

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

Yall will like this one...

ORDERING A PIZZA

CALLER: Is this Rocco's Pizza?

GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza.

CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.

GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Rocco’s Pizza last month.

CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza.

GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir?

CALLER: My usual? You know me?

GOOGLE: According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.

CALLER: OK! That’s what I want …

GOOGLE: May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula,

sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?

CALLER: What? I detest vegetables..

GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is not good, sir.

CALLER: How the hell do you know?

GOOGLE: Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

CALLER: Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.

GOOGLE: Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you only purchased a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drug RX Network, 4 months ago.

CALLER: I bought more from another drugstore.

GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.

CALLER: I paid in cash.

GOOGLE: But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.

CALLER: I have other sources of cash.

GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your last tax return unless you bought them using anundeclared income source, which is against the law.

CALLER: WHAT THE HELL?

GOOGLE: I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.

CALLER: Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, What’s App.and all the others. I'm going to an island without internet, cable TV, where

there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.

GOOGLE: I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago…

And boys and girls and those confused that is your future!

 

[ViewFromAbove]

Indeed, Google has LOTS of info on everyone who uses its services. BIG DATA!
And big Gov has much more, even if you use DuckDuckGo that says they don’t track you.

However, if you’re INNOCENT, and get wise to many privacy options, then maybe you can worry less. Maybe not.

 

[basquebromance]

pizza is a good thing...big tech aren't!

 

[Tijn Von Ingersleben]

omg....not pizza .....not "that" word again!

Better believe it. Pepperoni, pineapple and jalapeños is the bees knees!

Anyone who puts pineapple on a pizza deserves to be drawn and quartered.

 

[Slade3200]

omg....not pizza .....not "that" word again!

Better believe it. Pepperoni, pineapple and jalapeños is the bees knees!

Anyone who puts pineapple on a pizza deserves to be drawn and quartered.

There is no logical reason to oppose pineapple on pizza

 

[skye]

Pizza Gate

That's the problem with that word.

And a big problem it is too


like you didn't know

 

[percysunshine]

Yall will like this one...

ORDERING A PIZZA

CALLER: Is this Rocco's Pizza?

GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza.

CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.

GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Rocco’s Pizza last month.

CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza.

GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir?

CALLER: My usual? You know me?

GOOGLE: According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.

CALLER: OK! That’s what I want …

GOOGLE: May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula,

sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?

CALLER: What? I detest vegetables..

GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is not good, sir.

CALLER: How the hell do you know?

GOOGLE: Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

CALLER: Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.

GOOGLE: Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you only purchased a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drug RX Network, 4 months ago.

CALLER: I bought more from another drugstore.

GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.

CALLER: I paid in cash.

GOOGLE: But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.

CALLER: I have other sources of cash.

GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your last tax return unless you bought them using anundeclared income source, which is against the law.

CALLER: WHAT THE HELL?

GOOGLE: I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.

CALLER: Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, What’s App.and all the others. I'm going to an island without internet, cable TV, where

there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.

GOOGLE: I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago…

Sounds kind of like the old Soviet Union...

 

[Tijn Von Ingersleben]

omg....not pizza .....not "that" word again!

Better believe it. Pepperoni, pineapple and jalapeños is the bees knees!

Anyone who puts pineapple on a pizza deserves to be drawn and quartered.

There is no logical reason to oppose pineapple on pizza

This is the rule about pizza...if it doesn't come from Italy...don't put it on a pie.

Pineapple on a pizza...makes it American Cheese Bread.

 

[skye]

omg....not pizza .....not "that" word again!

Better believe it. Pepperoni, pineapple and jalapeños is the bees knees!

Anyone who puts pineapple on a pizza deserves to be drawn and quartered.

There is no logical reason to oppose pineapple on pizza

This is the rule about pizza...if it doesn't come from Italy...don't put it on a pie.

Pineapple on a pizza...makes it American Cheese Bread.

go and ask John Podesta about pizza....ok?

just saying

 

[fncceo]

It's is so nice to have someone in my life that knows about my likes and dislikes ... what pleases me ... and cares about my choices.

I just never thought she would be made from recycled scrap metal.

 

[skye]

oh and if you are going to search...DO NOT use Google search engine

Use any other

 

[Slade3200]

omg....not pizza .....not "that" word again!

Better believe it. Pepperoni, pineapple and jalapeños is the bees knees!

Anyone who puts pineapple on a pizza deserves to be drawn and quartered.

There is no logical reason to oppose pineapple on pizza

This is the rule about pizza...if it doesn't come from Italy...don't put it on a pie.

Pineapple on a pizza...makes it American Cheese Bread.

Then it’s damn good American cheese bread!

Sweet salty spicy it’s got everything you need

 

[Slade3200]

It's is so nice to have someone in my life that knows about my likes and dislikes ... what pleases me ... and cares about my choices.

I just never thought she would be made from recycled scrap metal.

she’s pretty cute!

 

[Erinwltr]

It's is so nice to have someone in my life that knows about my likes and dislikes ... what pleases me ... and cares about my choices.

I just never thought she would be made from recycled scrap metal.

Sexy cutie just for mikey. For him, she will need a purple strap on and a purple wig.