Big Bird, Typical Liberal

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    Big Bird, 43 years old, has been on public assistance since birth.

    A lifetime of exposure to Liberal ideology has convinced him that he is unable to support himself without public assistance. Liberals have robbed him of any ambition to venture forth into the free market.

    Big Bird, you're 43 fucking years old, its time you moved out of your Mom's basement. You and your friends are easily worth $1 billion so it's time to grow a pair. Get out there, earn a living and pay your fair share.

    Take Elmo, Grover and that creep who is always in the Garbage Can with you too. Oh, and don't send "Veggie Monster" back until he eats Cookies again. Your Liberal friends made a fucking mockery of him.

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    Damage control, eh Frances? I overheard some kids at the grocery store crying this morning over Mitt's impending murder of Big Bird.
     
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    Mitt had 38 min of talking time and the only clear and concise action that we got out of his mouth was that he was going to fire Big Bird.

    What a "win".

    :lol:
     
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    Big Bird made a foray into business a long time ago. Have you been to a toy store lately? Sesame Street takes up a whole department. Why can't the profits go to supporting PBS. After all every other product supports it's own shows.
     
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    Sesame Street received $4 million dollars in public funds last year. Romney is an idiot.
     
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    So I said, "Fuck a Duck" --

    and that big yellow goofy bastard took me seriously.

    Poor Donald.
     
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    Actually I should say from PBS, since PBS gets other funding who knows if it was from tax dollars.
     
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    And we will get rid of PBS when churches are no longer tax exempt.
     
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    PBS is not a church.

    PBS is really a fraud. They have endless fundraising marathons, they get public money, and their shows generate their own income like gigantic infomercials.
     
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    What's funny is libtards say there isnt much public funding for PBS, so lets just get rid of it....if it's not that much.....than we can stop it
     

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