Big Bear

[Sarah G]

If a guy got me a bear bigger than me, I'd dump his ass. Does that make me an ungrateful bitch??

I saw this the other day. I wouldn't want it, it's dumb.

Hope nobody here got suckered into that thing.

 

[Mr.Nick]

If a guy got me a bear bigger than me, I'd dump his ass. Does that make me an ungrateful bitch??

I saw this the other day. I wouldn't want it, it's dumb.

Hope nobody here got suckered into that thing.

What type of woman would want such a thing in the first place??

The thing is gigantic - it's not like its a memento or something - it's almost like Santa Clause but a gigantic doll....

I'm sure a kid would love it but it's not exactly something you give to a woman. One would have to be twelveteen to give that to their sweetie pie...

I'm surprised it doesn't come with a box of chocolates strapped to its head like a fucking helmet..

Where do you put the thing after Valentines Day is over? the closet?? or do you just put it on the couch and pretend there's not a bear in the room so you don't insult your boyfriend??

Anyone who buys that thing is asking for a breakup in July.......

 

[Mr.Nick]

I can only imagine an idiot walking into the house with that thing saying "I love you this much."

Of course the female would say "our" wallet loves you 99 dollars less dummy - get that shit out the house before you attract real horny bears dummy...

 

[Big Fitz]

If a guy got me a bear bigger than me, I'd dump his ass. Does that make me an ungrateful bitch??

I saw this the other day. I wouldn't want it, it's dumb.

Hope nobody here got suckered into that thing.

What type of woman would want such a thing in the first place??

The thing is gigantic - it's not like its a memento or something - it's almost like Santa Clause but a gigantic doll....

I'm sure a kid would love it but it's not exactly something you give to a woman. One would have to be twelveteen to give that to their sweetie pie...

I'm surprised it doesn't come with a box of chocolates strapped to its head like a fucking helmet..

Where do you put the thing after Valentines Day is over? the closet?? or do you just put it on the couch and pretend there's not a bear in the room so you don't insult your boyfriend??

Anyone who buys that thing is asking for a breakup in July.......

It's furniture really. I have a friend who got a pink horse that size for her daughters. it's a chair.

 

[alan1]

If a guy got me a bear bigger than me, I'd dump his ass. Does that make me an ungrateful bitch??

Is that a hint for alan1 not to send you one? ...

I already know better than that. I'm sending a vacuum cleaner.

 

[Sherry]

If a guy got me a bear bigger than me, I'd dump his ass. Does that make me an ungrateful bitch??

Is that a hint for alan1 not to send you one? ...

I already know better than that. I'm sending a vacuum cleaner.

 

[saveliberty]

Can't fool me, that is a fat guy in a bear suit. Run lady!

 

[alan1]

Is that a hint for alan1 not to send you one? ...

I already know better than that. I'm sending a vacuum cleaner.

It was either that or a BBQ grill.

 

[Sherry]

I already know better than that. I'm sending a vacuum cleaner.

It was either that or a BBQ grill.

I already have one of those...just need a man to do the grillin.

 

[Big Black Dog]

According to the way I understand the commercials on tv, the bigger the bear, the bigger the orgasm.

 

[alan1]

It was either that or a BBQ grill.

I already have one of those...just need a man to do the grillin.

See, I picked the right thing.

 

[saveliberty]

It was either that or a BBQ grill.

I already have one of those...just need a man to do the grillin.

See, I picked the right thing.

Third try? Really?

The woman has made it perfectly clear she wants a foot messager.

Why do I feel like Santa?