Bible Fact Quiz

[Fat Bastardo]

Christians will tell you the Bible is the final authority on everything. We cannot argue with any part of the Bible any more than we can argue with God himself! God has "laid down precepts that are to be fully obeyed" (Psalm 119:4). If we disobey, we will surely fail (Matthew 7:24-25). Take this 10 question quiz to see if you've been deceived by human knowledge.

OK Christians this is an open book test and all the answers can be found in the Bible. There is no reason for why you can't give the correct answer to all 10 questions. Crack open your Bibles and learn about your lord.

1. How long can a person survive without oxygen?

A. Three minutes.
B. Ten minutes.
C. Thirty minutes.
D. Three days.

2. What causes some goats to be striped or spotted?

A. An unusual pigmentation of their coats.
B. Cross-breeding with zebras and other animals with such characteristics.
C. Placing striped or spotted tree limbs in goats’ watering troughs causes their babies to be born striped or spotted.
D. None of the above.

3. How many legs do insects have?

A. Six.
B. Five.
C. Four.
D. Three.

4. What type of animal is a bat?

A. A bat is a mammal. It births and nurses its young.
B. A bat is a bird.
C. The Bible is silent on this subject.
D. None of the above.

5. Who named all the animal species?

A. No one. 10 thousand new species of insects are discovered each year, and each lacks any name under any culture.
B. Adam.
C. The naming occurred over many years.
D. None of the above.

6. How big did God make the stars in Heaven?

A. Stars are at least the size of planets.
B. Stars are typically the size of two large planets.
C. Stars dwarf the size of planets.
D. Stars are tiny little objects of light, so small that every star in the universe could easily fall onto the ground of Earth.

7. Into what shape did God make the Earth?

A. Round.
B. Flat, with four corners.
C. Oval; basically egg-shaped.
D. None of the above.

8. How long did it take Noah to place at least two of each of the more than 50 million animals species on his boat?

A. Trick question. It would be impossible to place over 100 million animals on a single boat, even with the technology of today, especially since the various species are indigenous to habitats that uniquely exist throughout the seven continents.
B. Approximately 600 years, the amount of time Noah lived before the Great Flood.
C. A single day, meaning an average of 1,157 animals boarded the boat every second.
D. None of the above.

9. How big did God make the sun?

A. Like the other stars, the sun is the size of countless planets combined.
B. The sun is roughly equal in size to the Earth.
C. The sun is about twice the size of the Earth.
D. Our eyes don’t deceive us. The sun is no bigger than it appears when we look up. In fact, it is so small that a single cloud could prevent it from bringing any light to the earth.

10. How high above the ground is Heaven?

A. Heaven exists independently of our perceptions of height and distance. It is a place we cannot imagine.
B. Heaven is, at most, a few hundred feet above the ground, because people building towers before the discovery of electricity almost reached it.
C. Heaven is billions of miles beyond the Earth, and is beyond even the stars above.
D. None of the above.

I will allow this thread to go on for a while and then I will post the Biblical answers.

 

[DarkFury]

Christians will tell you the Bible is the final authority on everything. We cannot argue with any part of the Bible any more than we can argue with God himself! God has "laid down precepts that are to be fully obeyed" (Psalm 119:4). If we disobey, we will surely fail (Matthew 7:24-25). Take this 10 question quiz to see if you've been deceived by human knowledge.

OK Christians this is an open book test and all the answers can be found in the Bible. There is no reason for why you can't give the correct answer to all 10 questions. Crack open your Bibles and learn about your lord.

1. How long can a person survive without oxygen?

A. Three minutes.
B. Ten minutes.
C. Thirty minutes.
D. Three days.

2. What causes some goats to be striped or spotted?

A. An unusual pigmentation of their coats.
B. Cross-breeding with zebras and other animals with such characteristics.
C. Placing striped or spotted tree limbs in goats’ watering troughs causes their babies to be born striped or spotted.
D. None of the above.

3. How many legs do insects have?

A. Six.
B. Five.
C. Four.
D. Three.

4. What type of animal is a bat?

A. A bat is a mammal. It births and nurses its young.
B. A bat is a bird.
C. The Bible is silent on this subject.
D. None of the above.

5. Who named all the animal species?

A. No one. 10 thousand new species of insects are discovered each year, and each lacks any name under any culture.
B. Adam.
C. The naming occurred over many years.
D. None of the above.

6. How big did God make the stars in Heaven?

A. Stars are at least the size of planets.
B. Stars are typically the size of two large planets.
C. Stars dwarf the size of planets.
D. Stars are tiny little objects of light, so small that every star in the universe could easily fall onto the ground of Earth.

7. Into what shape did God make the Earth?

A. Round.
B. Flat, with four corners.
C. Oval; basically egg-shaped.
D. None of the above.

8. How long did it take Noah to place at least two of each of the more than 50 million animals species on his boat?

A. Trick question. It would be impossible to place over 100 million animals on a single boat, even with the technology of today, especially since the various species are indigenous to habitats that uniquely exist throughout the seven continents.
B. Approximately 600 years, the amount of time Noah lived before the Great Flood.
C. A single day, meaning an average of 1,157 animals boarded the boat every second.
D. None of the above.

9. How big did God make the sun?

A. Like the other stars, the sun is the size of countless planets combined.
B. The sun is roughly equal in size to the Earth.
C. The sun is about twice the size of the Earth.
D. Our eyes don’t deceive us. The sun is no bigger than it appears when we look up. In fact, it is so small that a single cloud could prevent it from bringing any light to the earth.

10. How high above the ground is Heaven?

A. Heaven exists independently of our perceptions of height and distance. It is a place we cannot imagine.
B. Heaven is, at most, a few hundred feet above the ground, because people building towers before the discovery of electricity almost reached it.
C. Heaven is billions of miles beyond the Earth, and is beyond even the stars above.
D. None of the above.

I will allow this thread to go on for a while and then I will post the Biblical answers.

Here's some Jesse for you..

 

[zaangalewa]

Christians will tell you the Bible is the final authority on everything.

A Christian tells you the bible is a summary of different books what says something about somoeone we could call "final authority" too.

We cannot argue with any part of the Bible any more than we can argue with God himself! God has "laid down precepts that are to be fully obeyed" (Psalm 119:4).

What's an alternative? To become a member of an organisation like the so called "Islamic State" and to ignore or fight against gods precepts in his name?

If we disobey, we will surely fail (Matthew 7:24-25). Take this 10 question quiz to see if you've been deceived by human knowledge.

OK Christians this is an open book test and all the answers can be found in the Bible. There is no reason for why you can't give the correct answer to all 10 questions. Crack open your Bibles and learn about your lord.

1. How long can a person survive without oxygen?

A. Three minutes.
B. Ten minutes.
C. Thirty minutes.
D. Three days.

2. What causes some goats to be striped or spotted?

A. An unusual pigmentation of their coats.
B. Cross-breeding with zebras and other animals with such characteristics.
C. Placing striped or spotted tree limbs in goats’ watering troughs causes their babies to be born striped or spotted.
D. None of the above.

3. How many legs do insects have?

A. Six.
B. Five.
C. Four.
D. Three.

4. What type of animal is a bat?

A. A bat is a mammal. It births and nurses its young.
B. A bat is a bird.
C. The Bible is silent on this subject.
D. None of the above.

5. Who named all the animal species?

A. No one. 10 thousand new species of insects are discovered each year, and each lacks any name under any culture.
B. Adam.
C. The naming occurred over many years.
D. None of the above.

6. How big did God make the stars in Heaven?

A. Stars are at least the size of planets.
B. Stars are typically the size of two large planets.
C. Stars dwarf the size of planets.
D. Stars are tiny little objects of light, so small that every star in the universe could easily fall onto the ground of Earth.

7. Into what shape did God make the Earth?

A. Round.
B. Flat, with four corners.
C. Oval; basically egg-shaped.
D. None of the above.

8. How long did it take Noah to place at least two of each of the more than 50 million animals species on his boat?

A. Trick question. It would be impossible to place over 100 million animals on a single boat, even with the technology of today, especially since the various species are indigenous to habitats that uniquely exist throughout the seven continents.
B. Approximately 600 years, the amount of time Noah lived before the Great Flood.
C. A single day, meaning an average of 1,157 animals boarded the boat every second.
D. None of the above.

9. How big did God make the sun?

A. Like the other stars, the sun is the size of countless planets combined.
B. The sun is roughly equal in size to the Earth.
C. The sun is about twice the size of the Earth.
D. Our eyes don’t deceive us. The sun is no bigger than it appears when we look up. In fact, it is so small that a single cloud could prevent it from bringing any light to the earth.

10. How high above the ground is Heaven?

A. Heaven exists independently of our perceptions of height and distance. It is a place we cannot imagine.
B. Heaven is, at most, a few hundred feet above the ground, because people building towers before the discovery of electricity almost reached it.
C. Heaven is billions of miles beyond the Earth, and is beyond even the stars above.
D. None of the above.

I will allow this thread to go on for a while and then I will post the Biblical answers.

Don't waste your time. Make the same with the Quran and try to discuss with some Salafists in Egypt about the result, Mr. SuperQuizer. Or become a member of the CIA and learn how to kill whomever you like to kill just for fun with drones whereever he lives on this planet. In both cases your senseless attacks against the bible will help you less than nothing. Maybe the hands of god can help sometimes. But how, if you don't care where his light loves ?

 

[PostmodernProph]

1. How long can a person survive without oxygen?

how long can a bigot go without starting an anti-Christian thread?

not very long at all.....

 

[eagle1462010]

 

[turzovka]

Christians will tell you the Bible is the final authority on everything. We cannot argue with any part of the Bible any more than we can argue with God himself! God has "laid down precepts that are to be fully obeyed" (Psalm 119:4). If we disobey, we will surely fail (Matthew 7:24-25). Take this 10 question quiz to see if you've been deceived by human knowledge.

OK Christians this is an open book test and all the answers can be found in the Bible. There is no reason for why you can't give the correct answer to all 10 questions. Crack open your Bibles and learn about your lord.

1. How long can a person survive without oxygen?

A. Three minutes.
B. Ten minutes.
C. Thirty minutes.
D. Three days.

2. What causes some goats to be striped or spotted?

A. An unusual pigmentation of their coats.
B. Cross-breeding with zebras and other animals with such characteristics.
C. Placing striped or spotted tree limbs in goats’ watering troughs causes their babies to be born striped or spotted.
D. None of the above.

3. How many legs do insects have?

A. Six.
B. Five.
C. Four.
D. Three.

4. What type of animal is a bat?

A. A bat is a mammal. It births and nurses its young.
B. A bat is a bird.
C. The Bible is silent on this subject.
D. None of the above.

5. Who named all the animal species?

A. No one. 10 thousand new species of insects are discovered each year, and each lacks any name under any culture.
B. Adam.
C. The naming occurred over many years.
D. None of the above.

6. How big did God make the stars in Heaven?

A. Stars are at least the size of planets.
B. Stars are typically the size of two large planets.
C. Stars dwarf the size of planets.
D. Stars are tiny little objects of light, so small that every star in the universe could easily fall onto the ground of Earth.

7. Into what shape did God make the Earth?

A. Round.
B. Flat, with four corners.
C. Oval; basically egg-shaped.
D. None of the above.

8. How long did it take Noah to place at least two of each of the more than 50 million animals species on his boat?

A. Trick question. It would be impossible to place over 100 million animals on a single boat, even with the technology of today, especially since the various species are indigenous to habitats that uniquely exist throughout the seven continents.
B. Approximately 600 years, the amount of time Noah lived before the Great Flood.
C. A single day, meaning an average of 1,157 animals boarded the boat every second.
D. None of the above.

9. How big did God make the sun?

A. Like the other stars, the sun is the size of countless planets combined.
B. The sun is roughly equal in size to the Earth.
C. The sun is about twice the size of the Earth.
D. Our eyes don’t deceive us. The sun is no bigger than it appears when we look up. In fact, it is so small that a single cloud could prevent it from bringing any light to the earth.

10. How high above the ground is Heaven?

A. Heaven exists independently of our perceptions of height and distance. It is a place we cannot imagine.
B. Heaven is, at most, a few hundred feet above the ground, because people building towers before the discovery of electricity almost reached it.
C. Heaven is billions of miles beyond the Earth, and is beyond even the stars above.
D. None of the above.

I will allow this thread to go on for a while and then I will post the Biblical answers.

Yeah, some really big stuff you got there. Faith shattering. What I would like to know is what is your mission you are on?

What are you trying to prove? That God does not exist? Or that there is no evidence for the Judeo-Christian God and humanity can know nothing about Him?

And if you convince one or two, just what good have you accomplished? Why don't you go to a village in South Sudan and tell those malnourished oppressed people to stop praying to their Christian God because this is as good as it will get for them, and when they die they cease to exist? Won't you be a hero and lift their spirits.

FYI, I have scores of questions for you about empirical evidence for God. Which the only answers you may attempt will be flimsy, fanciful farces. At least, that is all I have gotten on them thus far, imo.

 

[Fat Bastardo]

Christians will tell you the Bible is the final authority on everything. We cannot argue with any part of the Bible any more than we can argue with God himself! God has "laid down precepts that are to be fully obeyed" (Psalm 119:4). If we disobey, we will surely fail (Matthew 7:24-25). Take this 10 question quiz to see if you've been deceived by human knowledge.

OK Christians this is an open book test and all the answers can be found in the Bible. There is no reason for why you can't give the correct answer to all 10 questions. Crack open your Bibles and learn about your lord.

1. How long can a person survive without oxygen?

A. Three minutes.
B. Ten minutes.
C. Thirty minutes.
D. Three days.

2. What causes some goats to be striped or spotted?

A. An unusual pigmentation of their coats.
B. Cross-breeding with zebras and other animals with such characteristics.
C. Placing striped or spotted tree limbs in goats’ watering troughs causes their babies to be born striped or spotted.
D. None of the above.

3. How many legs do insects have?

A. Six.
B. Five.
C. Four.
D. Three.

4. What type of animal is a bat?

A. A bat is a mammal. It births and nurses its young.
B. A bat is a bird.
C. The Bible is silent on this subject.
D. None of the above.

5. Who named all the animal species?

A. No one. 10 thousand new species of insects are discovered each year, and each lacks any name under any culture.
B. Adam.
C. The naming occurred over many years.
D. None of the above.

6. How big did God make the stars in Heaven?

A. Stars are at least the size of planets.
B. Stars are typically the size of two large planets.
C. Stars dwarf the size of planets.
D. Stars are tiny little objects of light, so small that every star in the universe could easily fall onto the ground of Earth.

7. Into what shape did God make the Earth?

A. Round.
B. Flat, with four corners.
C. Oval; basically egg-shaped.
D. None of the above.

8. How long did it take Noah to place at least two of each of the more than 50 million animals species on his boat?

A. Trick question. It would be impossible to place over 100 million animals on a single boat, even with the technology of today, especially since the various species are indigenous to habitats that uniquely exist throughout the seven continents.
B. Approximately 600 years, the amount of time Noah lived before the Great Flood.
C. A single day, meaning an average of 1,157 animals boarded the boat every second.
D. None of the above.

9. How big did God make the sun?

A. Like the other stars, the sun is the size of countless planets combined.
B. The sun is roughly equal in size to the Earth.
C. The sun is about twice the size of the Earth.
D. Our eyes don’t deceive us. The sun is no bigger than it appears when we look up. In fact, it is so small that a single cloud could prevent it from bringing any light to the earth.

10. How high above the ground is Heaven?

A. Heaven exists independently of our perceptions of height and distance. It is a place we cannot imagine.
B. Heaven is, at most, a few hundred feet above the ground, because people building towers before the discovery of electricity almost reached it.
C. Heaven is billions of miles beyond the Earth, and is beyond even the stars above.
D. None of the above.

I will allow this thread to go on for a while and then I will post the Biblical answers.

Here's some Jesse for you..

Looks like you are too much of a coward to take the quiz. I am not surprised. Clearly you are a false Christian who doesn't have a clue as to what's in the "Holy" Bible. You claim to be a Christian yet you remain totally ignorant of God's Word. You are indeed unsaved trash on the hell train's fast track.

 

[Fat Bastardo]

Christians will tell you the Bible is the final authority on everything. We cannot argue with any part of the Bible any more than we can argue with God himself! God has "laid down precepts that are to be fully obeyed" (Psalm 119:4). If we disobey, we will surely fail (Matthew 7:24-25). Take this 10 question quiz to see if you've been deceived by human knowledge.

OK Christians this is an open book test and all the answers can be found in the Bible. There is no reason for why you can't give the correct answer to all 10 questions. Crack open your Bibles and learn about your lord.

1. How long can a person survive without oxygen?

A. Three minutes.
B. Ten minutes.
C. Thirty minutes.
D. Three days.

2. What causes some goats to be striped or spotted?

A. An unusual pigmentation of their coats.
B. Cross-breeding with zebras and other animals with such characteristics.
C. Placing striped or spotted tree limbs in goats’ watering troughs causes their babies to be born striped or spotted.
D. None of the above.

3. How many legs do insects have?

A. Six.
B. Five.
C. Four.
D. Three.

4. What type of animal is a bat?

A. A bat is a mammal. It births and nurses its young.
B. A bat is a bird.
C. The Bible is silent on this subject.
D. None of the above.

5. Who named all the animal species?

A. No one. 10 thousand new species of insects are discovered each year, and each lacks any name under any culture.
B. Adam.
C. The naming occurred over many years.
D. None of the above.

6. How big did God make the stars in Heaven?

A. Stars are at least the size of planets.
B. Stars are typically the size of two large planets.
C. Stars dwarf the size of planets.
D. Stars are tiny little objects of light, so small that every star in the universe could easily fall onto the ground of Earth.

7. Into what shape did God make the Earth?

A. Round.
B. Flat, with four corners.
C. Oval; basically egg-shaped.
D. None of the above.

8. How long did it take Noah to place at least two of each of the more than 50 million animals species on his boat?

A. Trick question. It would be impossible to place over 100 million animals on a single boat, even with the technology of today, especially since the various species are indigenous to habitats that uniquely exist throughout the seven continents.
B. Approximately 600 years, the amount of time Noah lived before the Great Flood.
C. A single day, meaning an average of 1,157 animals boarded the boat every second.
D. None of the above.

9. How big did God make the sun?

A. Like the other stars, the sun is the size of countless planets combined.
B. The sun is roughly equal in size to the Earth.
C. The sun is about twice the size of the Earth.
D. Our eyes don’t deceive us. The sun is no bigger than it appears when we look up. In fact, it is so small that a single cloud could prevent it from bringing any light to the earth.

10. How high above the ground is Heaven?

A. Heaven exists independently of our perceptions of height and distance. It is a place we cannot imagine.
B. Heaven is, at most, a few hundred feet above the ground, because people building towers before the discovery of electricity almost reached it.
C. Heaven is billions of miles beyond the Earth, and is beyond even the stars above.
D. None of the above.

I will allow this thread to go on for a while and then I will post the Biblical answers.

Yeah, some really big stuff you got there. Faith shattering. What I would like to know is what is your mission you are on?

What are you trying to prove? That God does not exist? Or that there is no evidence for the Judeo-Christian God and humanity can know nothing about Him?

And if you convince one or two, just what good have you accomplished? Why don't you go to a village in South Sudan and tell those malnourished oppressed people to stop praying to their Christian God because this is as good as it will get for them, and when they die they cease to exist? Won't you be a hero and lift their spirits.

FYI, I have scores of questions for you about empirical evidence for God. Which the only answers you may attempt will be flimsy, fanciful farces. At least, that is all I have gotten on them thus far, imo.

STFU and answer the questions. All I have done is post 10 questions whose answers are contained in the "inerrant"Bible yet none of you so called Christian will answer them. Clearly you are afraid to know the true words of your god.

ANSWER THE QUESTIONS!

You know damn well this is not about whether God exists. This is about the BIBLE and the fact that 99.9999999999% of Christian know next to nothing about it. The Bible is the sole basis of the Christian faith. Pretty sad huh?

 

[Fat Bastardo]

1. How long can a person survive without oxygen?

how long can a bigot go without starting an anti-Christian thread?

not very long at all.....

Answer the questions you hell bound sinner. REPENT!

 

[turzovka]

Christians will tell you the Bible is the final authority on everything. We cannot argue with any part of the Bible any more than we can argue with God himself! God has "laid down precepts that are to be fully obeyed" (Psalm 119:4). If we disobey, we will surely fail (Matthew 7:24-25). Take this 10 question quiz to see if you've been deceived by human knowledge.

OK Christians this is an open book test and all the answers can be found in the Bible. There is no reason for why you can't give the correct answer to all 10 questions. Crack open your Bibles and learn about your lord.

1. How long can a person survive without oxygen?

A. Three minutes.
B. Ten minutes.
C. Thirty minutes.
D. Three days.

2. What causes some goats to be striped or spotted?

A. An unusual pigmentation of their coats.
B. Cross-breeding with zebras and other animals with such characteristics.
C. Placing striped or spotted tree limbs in goats’ watering troughs causes their babies to be born striped or spotted.
D. None of the above.

3. How many legs do insects have?

A. Six.
B. Five.
C. Four.
D. Three.

4. What type of animal is a bat?

A. A bat is a mammal. It births and nurses its young.
B. A bat is a bird.
C. The Bible is silent on this subject.
D. None of the above.

5. Who named all the animal species?

A. No one. 10 thousand new species of insects are discovered each year, and each lacks any name under any culture.
B. Adam.
C. The naming occurred over many years.
D. None of the above.

6. How big did God make the stars in Heaven?

A. Stars are at least the size of planets.
B. Stars are typically the size of two large planets.
C. Stars dwarf the size of planets.
D. Stars are tiny little objects of light, so small that every star in the universe could easily fall onto the ground of Earth.

7. Into what shape did God make the Earth?

A. Round.
B. Flat, with four corners.
C. Oval; basically egg-shaped.
D. None of the above.

8. How long did it take Noah to place at least two of each of the more than 50 million animals species on his boat?

A. Trick question. It would be impossible to place over 100 million animals on a single boat, even with the technology of today, especially since the various species are indigenous to habitats that uniquely exist throughout the seven continents.
B. Approximately 600 years, the amount of time Noah lived before the Great Flood.
C. A single day, meaning an average of 1,157 animals boarded the boat every second.
D. None of the above.

9. How big did God make the sun?

A. Like the other stars, the sun is the size of countless planets combined.
B. The sun is roughly equal in size to the Earth.
C. The sun is about twice the size of the Earth.
D. Our eyes don’t deceive us. The sun is no bigger than it appears when we look up. In fact, it is so small that a single cloud could prevent it from bringing any light to the earth.

10. How high above the ground is Heaven?

A. Heaven exists independently of our perceptions of height and distance. It is a place we cannot imagine.
B. Heaven is, at most, a few hundred feet above the ground, because people building towers before the discovery of electricity almost reached it.
C. Heaven is billions of miles beyond the Earth, and is beyond even the stars above.
D. None of the above.

I will allow this thread to go on for a while and then I will post the Biblical answers.

Yeah, some really big stuff you got there. Faith shattering. What I would like to know is what is your mission you are on?

What are you trying to prove? That God does not exist? Or that there is no evidence for the Judeo-Christian God and humanity can know nothing about Him?

And if you convince one or two, just what good have you accomplished? Why don't you go to a village in South Sudan and tell those malnourished oppressed people to stop praying to their Christian God because this is as good as it will get for them, and when they die they cease to exist? Won't you be a hero and lift their spirits.

FYI, I have scores of questions for you about empirical evidence for God. Which the only answers you may attempt will be flimsy, fanciful farces. At least, that is all I have gotten on them thus far, imo.

STFU and answer the questions. All I have done is post 10 questions whose answers are contained in the "inerrant"Bible yet none of you so called Christian will answer them. Clearly you are afraid to know the true words of your god.

ANSWER THE QUESTIONS!

You know damn well this is not about whether God exists. This is about the BIBLE and the fact that 99.9999999999% of Christian know next to nothing about it. The Bible is the sole basis of the Christian faith. Pretty sad huh?

Oh, I know. It's an "I asked you first" kind of response. (sigh)

To me your response suggests more of someone getting hot under the collar because I took it in another (more personal) direction. Still, I am sure you will be glad to answer my questions after I answer yours. That is such an incentive I cannot wait to do my part.

 

[Fat Bastardo]

Christians will tell you the Bible is the final authority on everything. We cannot argue with any part of the Bible any more than we can argue with God himself! God has "laid down precepts that are to be fully obeyed" (Psalm 119:4). If we disobey, we will surely fail (Matthew 7:24-25). Take this 10 question quiz to see if you've been deceived by human knowledge.

OK Christians this is an open book test and all the answers can be found in the Bible. There is no reason for why you can't give the correct answer to all 10 questions. Crack open your Bibles and learn about your lord.

1. How long can a person survive without oxygen?

A. Three minutes.
B. Ten minutes.
C. Thirty minutes.
D. Three days.

2. What causes some goats to be striped or spotted?

A. An unusual pigmentation of their coats.
B. Cross-breeding with zebras and other animals with such characteristics.
C. Placing striped or spotted tree limbs in goats’ watering troughs causes their babies to be born striped or spotted.
D. None of the above.

3. How many legs do insects have?

A. Six.
B. Five.
C. Four.
D. Three.

4. What type of animal is a bat?

A. A bat is a mammal. It births and nurses its young.
B. A bat is a bird.
C. The Bible is silent on this subject.
D. None of the above.

5. Who named all the animal species?

A. No one. 10 thousand new species of insects are discovered each year, and each lacks any name under any culture.
B. Adam.
C. The naming occurred over many years.
D. None of the above.

6. How big did God make the stars in Heaven?

A. Stars are at least the size of planets.
B. Stars are typically the size of two large planets.
C. Stars dwarf the size of planets.
D. Stars are tiny little objects of light, so small that every star in the universe could easily fall onto the ground of Earth.

7. Into what shape did God make the Earth?

A. Round.
B. Flat, with four corners.
C. Oval; basically egg-shaped.
D. None of the above.

8. How long did it take Noah to place at least two of each of the more than 50 million animals species on his boat?

A. Trick question. It would be impossible to place over 100 million animals on a single boat, even with the technology of today, especially since the various species are indigenous to habitats that uniquely exist throughout the seven continents.
B. Approximately 600 years, the amount of time Noah lived before the Great Flood.
C. A single day, meaning an average of 1,157 animals boarded the boat every second.
D. None of the above.

9. How big did God make the sun?

A. Like the other stars, the sun is the size of countless planets combined.
B. The sun is roughly equal in size to the Earth.
C. The sun is about twice the size of the Earth.
D. Our eyes don’t deceive us. The sun is no bigger than it appears when we look up. In fact, it is so small that a single cloud could prevent it from bringing any light to the earth.

10. How high above the ground is Heaven?

A. Heaven exists independently of our perceptions of height and distance. It is a place we cannot imagine.
B. Heaven is, at most, a few hundred feet above the ground, because people building towers before the discovery of electricity almost reached it.
C. Heaven is billions of miles beyond the Earth, and is beyond even the stars above.
D. None of the above.

I will allow this thread to go on for a while and then I will post the Biblical answers.

Yeah, some really big stuff you got there. Faith shattering. What I would like to know is what is your mission you are on?

What are you trying to prove? That God does not exist? Or that there is no evidence for the Judeo-Christian God and humanity can know nothing about Him?

And if you convince one or two, just what good have you accomplished? Why don't you go to a village in South Sudan and tell those malnourished oppressed people to stop praying to their Christian God because this is as good as it will get for them, and when they die they cease to exist? Won't you be a hero and lift their spirits.

FYI, I have scores of questions for you about empirical evidence for God. Which the only answers you may attempt will be flimsy, fanciful farces. At least, that is all I have gotten on them thus far, imo.

STFU and answer the questions. All I have done is post 10 questions whose answers are contained in the "inerrant"Bible yet none of you so called Christian will answer them. Clearly you are afraid to know the true words of your god.

ANSWER THE QUESTIONS!

You know damn well this is not about whether God exists. This is about the BIBLE and the fact that 99.9999999999% of Christian know next to nothing about it. The Bible is the sole basis of the Christian faith. Pretty sad huh?

Oh, I know. It's an "I asked you first" kind of response. (sigh)

To me your response suggests more of someone getting hot under the collar because I took it in another (more personal) direction. Still, I am sure you will be glad to answer my questions after I answer yours. That is such an incentive I cannot wait to do my part.

Ask whatever the fuck you want. Answer the questions. They are not questions that ask for an opinion. There are right and wrong answers so look in your Bible and pick the correct answers. Don't try to dance me around with a bunch of bullshit, just answer the questions to the best of your ability. This is multiple choice so the correct answers are there. You simply have to choose the correct one. Quit fucking around and answer the questions. Then I will educate you some more on the true nature of your fucked up god.

 

[chikenwing]

Another bigoted ass hole trying to play gotcha!

 

[turzovka]

Christians will tell you the Bible is the final authority on everything. We cannot argue with any part of the Bible any more than we can argue with God himself! God has "laid down precepts that are to be fully obeyed" (Psalm 119:4). If we disobey, we will surely fail (Matthew 7:24-25). Take this 10 question quiz to see if you've been deceived by human knowledge.

OK Christians this is an open book test and all the answers can be found in the Bible. There is no reason for why you can't give the correct answer to all 10 questions. Crack open your Bibles and learn about your lord.

1. How long can a person survive without oxygen?

A. Three minutes.
B. Ten minutes.
C. Thirty minutes.
D. Three days.

2. What causes some goats to be striped or spotted?

A. An unusual pigmentation of their coats.
B. Cross-breeding with zebras and other animals with such characteristics.
C. Placing striped or spotted tree limbs in goats’ watering troughs causes their babies to be born striped or spotted.
D. None of the above.

3. How many legs do insects have?

A. Six.
B. Five.
C. Four.
D. Three.

4. What type of animal is a bat?

A. A bat is a mammal. It births and nurses its young.
B. A bat is a bird.
C. The Bible is silent on this subject.
D. None of the above.

5. Who named all the animal species?

A. No one. 10 thousand new species of insects are discovered each year, and each lacks any name under any culture.
B. Adam.
C. The naming occurred over many years.
D. None of the above.

6. How big did God make the stars in Heaven?

A. Stars are at least the size of planets.
B. Stars are typically the size of two large planets.
C. Stars dwarf the size of planets.
D. Stars are tiny little objects of light, so small that every star in the universe could easily fall onto the ground of Earth.

7. Into what shape did God make the Earth?

A. Round.
B. Flat, with four corners.
C. Oval; basically egg-shaped.
D. None of the above.

8. How long did it take Noah to place at least two of each of the more than 50 million animals species on his boat?

A. Trick question. It would be impossible to place over 100 million animals on a single boat, even with the technology of today, especially since the various species are indigenous to habitats that uniquely exist throughout the seven continents.
B. Approximately 600 years, the amount of time Noah lived before the Great Flood.
C. A single day, meaning an average of 1,157 animals boarded the boat every second.
D. None of the above.

9. How big did God make the sun?

A. Like the other stars, the sun is the size of countless planets combined.
B. The sun is roughly equal in size to the Earth.
C. The sun is about twice the size of the Earth.
D. Our eyes don’t deceive us. The sun is no bigger than it appears when we look up. In fact, it is so small that a single cloud could prevent it from bringing any light to the earth.

10. How high above the ground is Heaven?

A. Heaven exists independently of our perceptions of height and distance. It is a place we cannot imagine.
B. Heaven is, at most, a few hundred feet above the ground, because people building towers before the discovery of electricity almost reached it.
C. Heaven is billions of miles beyond the Earth, and is beyond even the stars above.
D. None of the above.

I will allow this thread to go on for a while and then I will post the Biblical answers.

Yeah, some really big stuff you got there. Faith shattering. What I would like to know is what is your mission you are on?

What are you trying to prove? That God does not exist? Or that there is no evidence for the Judeo-Christian God and humanity can know nothing about Him?

And if you convince one or two, just what good have you accomplished? Why don't you go to a village in South Sudan and tell those malnourished oppressed people to stop praying to their Christian God because this is as good as it will get for them, and when they die they cease to exist? Won't you be a hero and lift their spirits.

FYI, I have scores of questions for you about empirical evidence for God. Which the only answers you may attempt will be flimsy, fanciful farces. At least, that is all I have gotten on them thus far, imo.

STFU and answer the questions. All I have done is post 10 questions whose answers are contained in the "inerrant"Bible yet none of you so called Christian will answer them. Clearly you are afraid to know the true words of your god.

ANSWER THE QUESTIONS!

You know damn well this is not about whether God exists. This is about the BIBLE and the fact that 99.9999999999% of Christian know next to nothing about it. The Bible is the sole basis of the Christian faith. Pretty sad huh?

Oh, I know. It's an "I asked you first" kind of response. (sigh)

To me your response suggests more of someone getting hot under the collar because I took it in another (more personal) direction. Still, I am sure you will be glad to answer my questions after I answer yours. That is such an incentive I cannot wait to do my part.

Ask whatever the fuck you want. Answer the questions. They are not questions that ask for an opinion. There are right and wrong answers so look in your Bible and pick the correct answers. Don't try to dance me around with a bunch of bullshit, just answer the questions to the best of your ability. This is multiple choice so the correct answers are there. You simply have to choose the correct one. Quit fucking around and answer the questions. Then I will educate you some more on the true nature of your fucked up god.

I will gladly answer your questions. In my own way and only if I can find the time to make it worth my while. Your gotcha game of sorts is not all that interesting, quite frankly. At a minimum, it is going to prove nothing (because it appears apparent to me you are on a constant search to prove God does not exist in attempt to justify your ignoring him and doing as you please.)

But in the meantime, you can call me a coward and tell all your pals how you have prevailed once again over clueless Christians. Such rewards.

 

[Yarddog]

Christians will tell you the Bible is the final authority on everything. We cannot argue with any part of the Bible any more than we can argue with God himself! God has "laid down precepts that are to be fully obeyed" (Psalm 119:4). If we disobey, we will surely fail (Matthew 7:24-25). Take this 10 question quiz to see if you've been deceived by human knowledge.

OK Christians this is an open book test and all the answers can be found in the Bible. There is no reason for why you can't give the correct answer to all 10 questions. Crack open your Bibles and learn about your lord.

1. How long can a person survive without oxygen?

A. Three minutes.
B. Ten minutes.
C. Thirty minutes.
D. Three days.

2. What causes some goats to be striped or spotted?

A. An unusual pigmentation of their coats.
B. Cross-breeding with zebras and other animals with such characteristics.
C. Placing striped or spotted tree limbs in goats’ watering troughs causes their babies to be born striped or spotted.
D. None of the above.

3. How many legs do insects have?

A. Six.
B. Five.
C. Four.
D. Three.

4. What type of animal is a bat?

A. A bat is a mammal. It births and nurses its young.
B. A bat is a bird.
C. The Bible is silent on this subject.
D. None of the above.

5. Who named all the animal species?

A. No one. 10 thousand new species of insects are discovered each year, and each lacks any name under any culture.
B. Adam.
C. The naming occurred over many years.
D. None of the above.

6. How big did God make the stars in Heaven?

A. Stars are at least the size of planets.
B. Stars are typically the size of two large planets.
C. Stars dwarf the size of planets.
D. Stars are tiny little objects of light, so small that every star in the universe could easily fall onto the ground of Earth.

7. Into what shape did God make the Earth?

A. Round.
B. Flat, with four corners.
C. Oval; basically egg-shaped.
D. None of the above.

8. How long did it take Noah to place at least two of each of the more than 50 million animals species on his boat?

A. Trick question. It would be impossible to place over 100 million animals on a single boat, even with the technology of today, especially since the various species are indigenous to habitats that uniquely exist throughout the seven continents.
B. Approximately 600 years, the amount of time Noah lived before the Great Flood.
C. A single day, meaning an average of 1,157 animals boarded the boat every second.
D. None of the above.

9. How big did God make the sun?

A. Like the other stars, the sun is the size of countless planets combined.
B. The sun is roughly equal in size to the Earth.
C. The sun is about twice the size of the Earth.
D. Our eyes don’t deceive us. The sun is no bigger than it appears when we look up. In fact, it is so small that a single cloud could prevent it from bringing any light to the earth.

10. How high above the ground is Heaven?

A. Heaven exists independently of our perceptions of height and distance. It is a place we cannot imagine.
B. Heaven is, at most, a few hundred feet above the ground, because people building towers before the discovery of electricity almost reached it.
C. Heaven is billions of miles beyond the Earth, and is beyond even the stars above.
D. None of the above.

I will allow this thread to go on for a while and then I will post the Biblical answers.

And what do you really care? i would think that if Christians want the Bible to be ( as they interpret it) the final authority in their OWN life, or as they see trying to be in touch with what they think god wants them to be in their OWN life, than its just fine. There are many Christians world wide, so I would think your mocking them as well. So much of the Bible is figurative story telling which also depends on the context of the story. If you want to attack peoples belief in something spiritual, i wonder if you will do the same for Hindus and Muslims as well.

I do notice on this board a consistent and somewhat resentful mocking of Christians and Jews, not so much Islam though. I can surmise that its an attempt for some people to justify their discrimination of Christians in a country that offers religious freedom to believe anyway you want. There is a constant drum beat for them to change the way they believe to fit society. This is most likely a prelude to future discrimination.

 

[Fat Bastardo]

Another bigoted ass hole trying to play gotcha!

The asshole playing gotcha is your bigoted racist psycho God. Answer the questions loser.

 

[Bonzi]

Christians will tell you the Bible is the final authority on everything. We cannot argue with any part of the Bible any more than we can argue with God himself! God has "laid down precepts that are to be fully obeyed" (Psalm 119:4). If we disobey, we will surely fail (Matthew 7:24-25). Take this 10 question quiz to see if you've been deceived by human knowledge.

OK Christians this is an open book test and all the answers can be found in the Bible. There is no reason for why you can't give the correct answer to all 10 questions. Crack open your Bibles and learn about your lord.

1. How long can a person survive without oxygen?

A. Three minutes.
B. Ten minutes.
C. Thirty minutes.
D. Three days.

2. What causes some goats to be striped or spotted?

A. An unusual pigmentation of their coats.
B. Cross-breeding with zebras and other animals with such characteristics.
C. Placing striped or spotted tree limbs in goats’ watering troughs causes their babies to be born striped or spotted.
D. None of the above.

3. How many legs do insects have?

A. Six.
B. Five.
C. Four.
D. Three.

4. What type of animal is a bat?

A. A bat is a mammal. It births and nurses its young.
B. A bat is a bird.
C. The Bible is silent on this subject.
D. None of the above.

5. Who named all the animal species?

A. No one. 10 thousand new species of insects are discovered each year, and each lacks any name under any culture.
B. Adam.
C. The naming occurred over many years.
D. None of the above.

6. How big did God make the stars in Heaven?

A. Stars are at least the size of planets.
B. Stars are typically the size of two large planets.
C. Stars dwarf the size of planets.
D. Stars are tiny little objects of light, so small that every star in the universe could easily fall onto the ground of Earth.

7. Into what shape did God make the Earth?

A. Round.
B. Flat, with four corners.
C. Oval; basically egg-shaped.
D. None of the above.

8. How long did it take Noah to place at least two of each of the more than 50 million animals species on his boat?

A. Trick question. It would be impossible to place over 100 million animals on a single boat, even with the technology of today, especially since the various species are indigenous to habitats that uniquely exist throughout the seven continents.
B. Approximately 600 years, the amount of time Noah lived before the Great Flood.
C. A single day, meaning an average of 1,157 animals boarded the boat every second.
D. None of the above.

9. How big did God make the sun?

A. Like the other stars, the sun is the size of countless planets combined.
B. The sun is roughly equal in size to the Earth.
C. The sun is about twice the size of the Earth.
D. Our eyes don’t deceive us. The sun is no bigger than it appears when we look up. In fact, it is so small that a single cloud could prevent it from bringing any light to the earth.

10. How high above the ground is Heaven?

A. Heaven exists independently of our perceptions of height and distance. It is a place we cannot imagine.
B. Heaven is, at most, a few hundred feet above the ground, because people building towers before the discovery of electricity almost reached it.
C. Heaven is billions of miles beyond the Earth, and is beyond even the stars above.
D. None of the above.

I will allow this thread to go on for a while and then I will post the Biblical answers.

Hey Satan. I have a factoid for you.

You're going to LOSE!

 

[Two Thumbs]

1. How long can a person survive without oxygen?

A. Three minutes. the rule of 3 is the average
B. Ten minutes.
C. Thirty minutes.
D. Three days.

2. What causes some goats to be striped or spotted?

A. An unusual pigmentation of their coats.
B. Cross-breeding with zebras and other animals with such characteristics.
C. Placing striped or spotted tree limbs in goats’ watering troughs causes their babies to be born striped or spotted.
D. None of the above.

3. How many legs do insects have?

A. Six.
B. Five.
C. Four.
D. Three.

4. What type of animal is a bat?

A. A bat is a mammal. It births and nurses its young.
B. A bat is a bird.
C. The Bible is silent on this subject.
D. None of the above.

5. Who named all the animal species?

A. No one. 10 thousand new species of insects are discovered each year, and each lacks any name under any culture.
B. Adam.
C. The naming occurred over many years. and continues.
D. None of the above.

6. How big did God make the stars in Heaven?

A. Stars are at least the size of planets.
B. Stars are typically the size of two large planets.
C. Stars dwarf the size of planets.
D. Stars are tiny little objects of light, so small that every star in the universe could easily fall onto the ground of Earth.
define stars. looking up into the sky, most things are called stars, some we can tell are planets

7. Into what shape did God make the Earth?

A. Round.
B. Flat, with four corners.
C. Oval; basically egg-shaped. the spin makes us thicker in the middle
D. None of the above.

8. How long did it take Noah to place at least two of each of the more than 50 million animals species on his boat?

A. Trick question. It would be impossible to place over 100 million animals on a single boat, even with the technology of today, especially since the various species are indigenous to habitats that uniquely exist throughout the seven continents.
B. Approximately 600 years, the amount of time Noah lived before the Great Flood.
C. A single day, meaning an average of 1,157 animals boarded the boat every second.
D. None of the above.
poor question since you are counting sea life

9. How big did God make the sun?

A. Like the other stars, the sun is the size of countless planets combined.
B. The sun is roughly equal in size to the Earth.
C. The sun is about twice the size of the Earth.
D. Our eyes don’t deceive us. The sun is no bigger than it appears when we look up. In fact, it is so small that a single cloud could prevent it from bringing any light to the earth.
no correct answer listed

10. How high above the ground is Heaven?

A. Heaven exists independently of our perceptions of height and distance. It is a place we cannot imagine.
B. Heaven is, at most, a few hundred feet above the ground, because people building towers before the discovery of electricity almost reached it.
C. Heaven is billions of miles beyond the Earth, and is beyond even the stars above.
D. None of the above.


not a believer, just having some fun

 

[Fat Bastardo]

Christians will tell you the Bible is the final authority on everything. We cannot argue with any part of the Bible any more than we can argue with God himself! God has "laid down precepts that are to be fully obeyed" (Psalm 119:4). If we disobey, we will surely fail (Matthew 7:24-25). Take this 10 question quiz to see if you've been deceived by human knowledge.

OK Christians this is an open book test and all the answers can be found in the Bible. There is no reason for why you can't give the correct answer to all 10 questions. Crack open your Bibles and learn about your lord.

1. How long can a person survive without oxygen?

A. Three minutes.
B. Ten minutes.
C. Thirty minutes.
D. Three days.

2. What causes some goats to be striped or spotted?

A. An unusual pigmentation of their coats.
B. Cross-breeding with zebras and other animals with such characteristics.
C. Placing striped or spotted tree limbs in goats’ watering troughs causes their babies to be born striped or spotted.
D. None of the above.

3. How many legs do insects have?

A. Six.
B. Five.
C. Four.
D. Three.

4. What type of animal is a bat?

A. A bat is a mammal. It births and nurses its young.
B. A bat is a bird.
C. The Bible is silent on this subject.
D. None of the above.

5. Who named all the animal species?

A. No one. 10 thousand new species of insects are discovered each year, and each lacks any name under any culture.
B. Adam.
C. The naming occurred over many years.
D. None of the above.

6. How big did God make the stars in Heaven?

A. Stars are at least the size of planets.
B. Stars are typically the size of two large planets.
C. Stars dwarf the size of planets.
D. Stars are tiny little objects of light, so small that every star in the universe could easily fall onto the ground of Earth.

7. Into what shape did God make the Earth?

A. Round.
B. Flat, with four corners.
C. Oval; basically egg-shaped.
D. None of the above.

8. How long did it take Noah to place at least two of each of the more than 50 million animals species on his boat?

A. Trick question. It would be impossible to place over 100 million animals on a single boat, even with the technology of today, especially since the various species are indigenous to habitats that uniquely exist throughout the seven continents.
B. Approximately 600 years, the amount of time Noah lived before the Great Flood.
C. A single day, meaning an average of 1,157 animals boarded the boat every second.
D. None of the above.

9. How big did God make the sun?

A. Like the other stars, the sun is the size of countless planets combined.
B. The sun is roughly equal in size to the Earth.
C. The sun is about twice the size of the Earth.
D. Our eyes don’t deceive us. The sun is no bigger than it appears when we look up. In fact, it is so small that a single cloud could prevent it from bringing any light to the earth.

10. How high above the ground is Heaven?

A. Heaven exists independently of our perceptions of height and distance. It is a place we cannot imagine.
B. Heaven is, at most, a few hundred feet above the ground, because people building towers before the discovery of electricity almost reached it.
C. Heaven is billions of miles beyond the Earth, and is beyond even the stars above.
D. None of the above.

I will allow this thread to go on for a while and then I will post the Biblical answers.

And what do you really care? i would think that if Christians want the Bible to be ( as they interpret it) the final authority in their OWN life, or as they see trying to be in touch with what they think god wants them to be in their OWN life, than its just fine. There are many Christians world wide, so I would think your mocking them as well. So much of the Bible is figurative story telling which also depends on the context of the story. If you want to attack peoples belief in something spiritual, i wonder if you will do the same for Hindus and Muslims as well.

I do notice on this board a consistent and somewhat resentful mocking of Christians and Jews, not so much Islam though. I can surmise that its an attempt for some people to justify their discrimination of Christians in a country that offers religious freedom to believe anyway you want. There is a constant drum beat for them to change the way they believe to fit society. This is most likely a prelude to future discrimination.

Who's mocking these Christards? I posted a simple set of questions that they refuse to answer. If there were Muslims here I'd ask them questions about the Koran and all the bullshit that it contains. The Bible has more bullshit simply because the BuyBull is bigger.

You ask why to I care. OK here's a few reasons.

1. The followers of the God of Abraham are a major cause of all the wars and suffering in the world.

2. Faith is bullshit because it allows you morons to ignore reality and believe in something that you know damn well is a lie.

3. If what I say offends Mudslimes and Christards then I am doing my job.

4. I mock the beliefs and the behaviors of Christians and Muslims because they are in a large part repsonsible for fucking up the world.

5. Christians used their filthy Bible to justify slavery and the holocaust of slavery was one of the saddest and most evil periods in recorded history.

6. The god of Abraham is the most evil villain in the history of mankind. His followers are his evil doers.

I am kicking all your ignorant asses and I am using your own filthy beliefs to do it.

 

[Fat Bastardo]

1. How long can a person survive without oxygen?

A. Three minutes. the rule of 3 is the average
B. Ten minutes.
C. Thirty minutes.
D. Three days.

2. What causes some goats to be striped or spotted?

A. An unusual pigmentation of their coats.
B. Cross-breeding with zebras and other animals with such characteristics.
C. Placing striped or spotted tree limbs in goats’ watering troughs causes their babies to be born striped or spotted.
D. None of the above.

3. How many legs do insects have?

A. Six.
B. Five.
C. Four.
D. Three.

4. What type of animal is a bat?

A. A bat is a mammal. It births and nurses its young.
B. A bat is a bird.
C. The Bible is silent on this subject.
D. None of the above.

5. Who named all the animal species?

A. No one. 10 thousand new species of insects are discovered each year, and each lacks any name under any culture.
B. Adam.
C. The naming occurred over many years. and continues.
D. None of the above.

6. How big did God make the stars in Heaven?

A. Stars are at least the size of planets.
B. Stars are typically the size of two large planets.
C. Stars dwarf the size of planets.
D. Stars are tiny little objects of light, so small that every star in the universe could easily fall onto the ground of Earth.
define stars. looking up into the sky, most things are called stars, some we can tell are planets

7. Into what shape did God make the Earth?

A. Round.
B. Flat, with four corners.
C. Oval; basically egg-shaped. the spin makes us thicker in the middle
D. None of the above.

8. How long did it take Noah to place at least two of each of the more than 50 million animals species on his boat?

A. Trick question. It would be impossible to place over 100 million animals on a single boat, even with the technology of today, especially since the various species are indigenous to habitats that uniquely exist throughout the seven continents.
B. Approximately 600 years, the amount of time Noah lived before the Great Flood.
C. A single day, meaning an average of 1,157 animals boarded the boat every second.
D. None of the above.
poor question since you are counting sea life

9. How big did God make the sun?

A. Like the other stars, the sun is the size of countless planets combined.
B. The sun is roughly equal in size to the Earth.
C. The sun is about twice the size of the Earth.
D. Our eyes don’t deceive us. The sun is no bigger than it appears when we look up. In fact, it is so small that a single cloud could prevent it from bringing any light to the earth.
no correct answer listed

10. How high above the ground is Heaven?

A. Heaven exists independently of our perceptions of height and distance. It is a place we cannot imagine.
B. Heaven is, at most, a few hundred feet above the ground, because people building towers before the discovery of electricity almost reached it.
C. Heaven is billions of miles beyond the Earth, and is beyond even the stars above.
D. None of the above.


not a believer, just having some fun

Two Thumbs a non believer posted some answers and in the real world he got all the answers right but God has other answers. Here is what God says is correct.

1. How long can a person survive without oxygen?

Correct Answer: D (Three days.) “Now the Lord had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah. And Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights” (Jonah 1:17).

2. What causes some goats to be striped or spotted?

Correct Answer: C (Placing striped or spotted tree limbs in goats’ watering troughs causes their babies to be born striped or spotted.) “And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chesnut [sic] tree; and pilled white stakes in them, and made the white appear which was in the rods. And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink. And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted” (Genesis 30:37-39).

3. How many legs do insects have?

Correct Answer: C (Four.) “Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind. But all other flying creeping things, which have four feet, shall be an abomination unto you” (Leviticus 11:22-23).

4. What type of animal is a bat?

Correct Answer: B (A bat is a bird.) “And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray, . . . and the bat” (Leviticus 11:13-19).

5. Who named all the animal species?

Corect Answer: B (Adam.) “And out of the ground the Lord God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof” (Genesis 2:19).

6. How big did God make the stars in Heaven?

Correct Answer: D (Stars are tiny little objects of light, so small that every star in the universe could easily fall onto the ground of Earth.) “And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind” (Revelation 6:13). “And [the red dragon’s] tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth” (Revelation 12:4).

7. Into what shape did God make the Earth?

Correct Answer: B (Flat, with four corners.) “And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth” (Revelation 7:1). “And he shall set up an ensign for the nations, and shall assemble the outcasts of Israel, and gather together the dispersed of Judah from the four corners of the earth” (Isaiah 11:12). “And the devil taking [Jesus] up into an high mountain, shewed unto him all the kingdoms of the world in a moment of time” (Luke 4:5; see also Matthew 4:8). “The tree grew, and was strong, and the height thereof reached unto the heaven, and the sight thereof to the end of all the earth” (Daniel 4:11).

8. How long did it take Noah to place at least two of each of the more than 50 million animals species on his boat?

Correct Answer: C (A single day, meaning an average of 1,157 animals boarded the boat every second [100,000,000/24hours x 60minutes x 60seconds.) “In the selfsame day entered Noah, and Shem, and Ham, and Japheth, and the sons of Noah, and Noah’s wife, and the three wives of his sons with them, into the ark; They, and every beast after his kind, and all the cattle after their kind, and every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind, and every fowl after his kind, every bird of every sort” (Genesis 7:13-14).

9. How big did God make the sun?

Correct Answer: D (Our eyes don’t deceive us. The sun is no bigger than it appears when we look up. In fact, it is so small that a single cloud could prevent it from bringing any light to the earth.) “And when I shall put thee out, I will cover the heaven, and make the stars thereof dark; I will cover the sun with a cloud, and the moon shall not give her light” (Ezekiel 32:7).

10. How high above the ground is Heaven?

Answer: B (Heaven is, at most, a few hundred feet above the ground, because people building towers before the discovery of electricity almost reached it.) “And they said, Go to, let us build us a city and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth. And the Lord came down to see the city and the tower, which the children of men builded [sic]. And the Lord said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do” (Genesis 11:4-6).

There you have it you dangerous cowardly fools who suck the dick of a tyrant. You Christards make me sick!

 

[Two Thumbs]

1. How long can a person survive without oxygen?

A. Three minutes. the rule of 3 is the average
B. Ten minutes.
C. Thirty minutes.
D. Three days.

2. What causes some goats to be striped or spotted?

A. An unusual pigmentation of their coats.
B. Cross-breeding with zebras and other animals with such characteristics.
C. Placing striped or spotted tree limbs in goats’ watering troughs causes their babies to be born striped or spotted.
D. None of the above.

3. How many legs do insects have?

A. Six.
B. Five.
C. Four.
D. Three.

4. What type of animal is a bat?

A. A bat is a mammal. It births and nurses its young.
B. A bat is a bird.
C. The Bible is silent on this subject.
D. None of the above.

5. Who named all the animal species?

A. No one. 10 thousand new species of insects are discovered each year, and each lacks any name under any culture.
B. Adam.
C. The naming occurred over many years. and continues.
D. None of the above.

6. How big did God make the stars in Heaven?

A. Stars are at least the size of planets.
B. Stars are typically the size of two large planets.
C. Stars dwarf the size of planets.
D. Stars are tiny little objects of light, so small that every star in the universe could easily fall onto the ground of Earth.
define stars. looking up into the sky, most things are called stars, some we can tell are planets

7. Into what shape did God make the Earth?

A. Round.
B. Flat, with four corners.
C. Oval; basically egg-shaped. the spin makes us thicker in the middle
D. None of the above.

8. How long did it take Noah to place at least two of each of the more than 50 million animals species on his boat?

A. Trick question. It would be impossible to place over 100 million animals on a single boat, even with the technology of today, especially since the various species are indigenous to habitats that uniquely exist throughout the seven continents.
B. Approximately 600 years, the amount of time Noah lived before the Great Flood.
C. A single day, meaning an average of 1,157 animals boarded the boat every second.
D. None of the above.
poor question since you are counting sea life

9. How big did God make the sun?

A. Like the other stars, the sun is the size of countless planets combined.
B. The sun is roughly equal in size to the Earth.
C. The sun is about twice the size of the Earth.
D. Our eyes don’t deceive us. The sun is no bigger than it appears when we look up. In fact, it is so small that a single cloud could prevent it from bringing any light to the earth.
no correct answer listed

10. How high above the ground is Heaven?

A. Heaven exists independently of our perceptions of height and distance. It is a place we cannot imagine.
B. Heaven is, at most, a few hundred feet above the ground, because people building towers before the discovery of electricity almost reached it.
C. Heaven is billions of miles beyond the Earth, and is beyond even the stars above.
D. None of the above.


not a believer, just having some fun

Two Thumbs a non believer posted some answers and in the real world he got all the answers right but God has other answers. Here is what God says is correct.

1. How long can a person survive without oxygen?

Correct Answer: D (Three days.) “Now the Lord had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah. And Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights” (Jonah 1:17).

2. What causes some goats to be striped or spotted?

Correct Answer: C (Placing striped or spotted tree limbs in goats’ watering troughs causes their babies to be born striped or spotted.) “And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chesnut [sic] tree; and pilled white stakes in them, and made the white appear which was in the rods. And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink. And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted” (Genesis 30:37-39).

3. How many legs do insects have?

Correct Answer: C (Four.) “Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind. But all other flying creeping things, which have four feet, shall be an abomination unto you” (Leviticus 11:22-23).

4. What type of animal is a bat?

Correct Answer: B (A bat is a bird.) “And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray, . . . and the bat” (Leviticus 11:13-19).

5. Who named all the animal species?

Corect Answer: B (Adam.) “And out of the ground the Lord God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof” (Genesis 2:19).

6. How big did God make the stars in Heaven?

Correct Answer: D (Stars are tiny little objects of light, so small that every star in the universe could easily fall onto the ground of Earth.) “And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind” (Revelation 6:13). “And [the red dragon’s] tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth” (Revelation 12:4).

7. Into what shape did God make the Earth?

Correct Answer: B (Flat, with four corners.) “And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth” (Revelation 7:1). “And he shall set up an ensign for the nations, and shall assemble the outcasts of Israel, and gather together the dispersed of Judah from the four corners of the earth” (Isaiah 11:12). “And the devil taking [Jesus] up into an high mountain, shewed unto him all the kingdoms of the world in a moment of time” (Luke 4:5; see also Matthew 4:8). “The tree grew, and was strong, and the height thereof reached unto the heaven, and the sight thereof to the end of all the earth” (Daniel 4:11).

8. How long did it take Noah to place at least two of each of the more than 50 million animals species on his boat?

Correct Answer: C (A single day, meaning an average of 1,157 animals boarded the boat every second [100,000,000/24hours x 60minutes x 60seconds.) “In the selfsame day entered Noah, and Shem, and Ham, and Japheth, and the sons of Noah, and Noah’s wife, and the three wives of his sons with them, into the ark; They, and every beast after his kind, and all the cattle after their kind, and every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind, and every fowl after his kind, every bird of every sort” (Genesis 7:13-14).

9. How big did God make the sun?

Correct Answer: D (Our eyes don’t deceive us. The sun is no bigger than it appears when we look up. In fact, it is so small that a single cloud could prevent it from bringing any light to the earth.) “And when I shall put thee out, I will cover the heaven, and make the stars thereof dark; I will cover the sun with a cloud, and the moon shall not give her light” (Ezekiel 32:7).

10. How high above the ground is Heaven?

Answer: B (Heaven is, at most, a few hundred feet above the ground, because people building towers before the discovery of electricity almost reached it.) “And they said, Go to, let us build us a city and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth. And the Lord came down to see the city and the tower, which the children of men builded [sic]. And the Lord said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do” (Genesis 11:4-6).

There you have it you dangerous cowardly fools who suck the dick of a tyrant. You Christards make me sick!

some of that's funny, 4 legged bugs

but a lot of that required a lot of assumption, like 9, that's a huge leap.