Best Trek Vaporization EVAHHHHH!!!

[sparky]

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[WillMunny]

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I love it! It's like something you'd see in one of Sigourney's Alien movies.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I mean come on!!!
I loved Star Trek as a kid! I had all the models,Phasers,Tricorders,and every other model they had along with the blueprints of the Enterprise,Shuttle and every piece of equipment they had.
Then I grew to the age of 13 .......

Star Trek was intended for adults, not children, even Roddenberry himself said so. Do you expect a 13-year-old to fully understand some of the scientific techno-lingo they use? Star Wars was the sci-fi intended for children. I loved Star Wars as a little kid and graduated onto Star Trek as I matured.

Oh come on!!
None of the "lingo" was based on scientific facts,it was all made up bullshit.

It was "made up bullshit" to some extent, but based originally on basic scientific principles we know, then they sort of took it and ran with it. You have to give Trek credit for its science/storytelling ambition.

It sounds like you're the one who's taking Star Trek too seriously. Relax. It's a lot more fun if you approach it in a more humorous, playful way. Why not have fun with its many little quirks?

I like science fiction as much as the next guy but some take it a bit to serious.

 

[WillMunny]

I mean come on!!!
I loved Star Trek as a kid! I had all the models,Phasers,Tricorders,and every other model they had along with the blueprints of the Enterprise,Shuttle and every piece of equipment they had.
Then I grew to the age of 13 .......

Star Trek was intended for adults, not children, even Roddenberry himself said so. Do you expect a 13-year-old to fully understand some of the scientific techno-lingo they use? Star Wars was the sci-fi intended for children. I loved Star Wars as a little kid and graduated onto Star Trek as I matured.

Oh come on!!
None of the "lingo" was based on scientific facts,it was all made up bullshit.

It was "made up bullshit" to some extent, but based originally on basic scientific principles we know, then they sort of took it and ran with it. You have to give Trek credit for its science/storytelling ambition.

It sounds like you're the one who's taking Star Trek too seriously. Relax. It's a lot more fun if you approach it in a more humorous, playful way. Why not have fun with its many little quirks?

I like science fiction as much as the next guy but some take it a bit to serious.

That's the exact point I'm trying to make. I like to find a lot of humor in sci-fi as well. It's not an insult, it's simply for fun.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I mean come on!!!
I loved Star Trek as a kid! I had all the models,Phasers,Tricorders,and every other model they had along with the blueprints of the Enterprise,Shuttle and every piece of equipment they had.
Then I grew to the age of 13 .......

Star Trek was intended for adults, not children, even Roddenberry himself said so. Do you expect a 13-year-old to fully understand some of the scientific techno-lingo they use? Star Wars was the sci-fi intended for children. I loved Star Wars as a little kid and graduated onto Star Trek as I matured.

Oh come on!!
None of the "lingo" was based on scientific facts,it was all made up bullshit.

It was "made up bullshit" to some extent, but based originally on basic scientific principles we know, then they sort of took it and ran with it. You have to give Trek credit for its science/storytelling ambition.

It sounds like you're the one who's taking Star Trek too seriously. Relax. It's a lot more fun if you approach it in a more humorous, playful way. Why not have fun with its many little quirks?

I like science fiction as much as the next guy but some take it a bit to serious.

That's the exact point I'm trying to make. I like to find a lot of humor in sci-fi as well. It's not an insult, it's simply for fun.

Oh I get it.
One of my favorite episodes was the Tribbles.

 

[eagle1462010]

 

[WillMunny]

Oh man, this ep. airing right now, "Return of the Archons" with Landru is so 100% prescient about Obama's cult-of-personality it's almost a little creepy to watch now! An entire society is utterly brainwashed/hypnotized by a charismatic but ultimately fake holographic projection and on the surface they seem like happy, peaceful zombies.
But every day at "red hour" they suddenly go collectively insane and perform raging, raping, destroying, screaming, rabid-animal riots (metaphor for Antifa) before suddenly going back to their zombie state. And if any of these planet's peaceful Landru zombie's find out that someone doesn't follow Landru ("NOT part of the body") the Landru follower suddenly gets filled with baby-tantrum, violent paranoia. Just like Obamabots.

Replace "Landru" with the name "Obama" and it fits with America's current times as perfectly as a puzzle piece.

 

[eagle1462010]

 

[WillMunny]

Speaking of the original Trek, when Spock was constantly gazing into that blue-flashing viewing shaft on his control panel, what the fuck was he always looking at that he found so fascinating? A bunch of ants buildings an anthill? A bunch of Orion S&M turkey-baster porn? A secret voyeur video bug from McCoy's bedroom?

Personally, I think Spock was looking into that viewer shaft to watch his career as a serious actor receding into the distance.

 

[WillMunny]

After watching this all-day Trek marathon on TV, I remembered another one of Kirk's magical qualities: his ability to talk advanced, superintelligent computers into committing suicide. M5, Nomad, Landru, robot Roger Korby, Mudd's androids, V'Ger....James T. Kirk would casually reason with these technological behemoths and they would utterly fry themselves. How did the fucker manage to do it?

 

[WillMunny]

Silly me, I almost forgot one of the BEST vaporizations: Star Trek III: The Search for Spock, when the Klingon commander got pissed off at his gunner and vaporized him. And what a vaporization it was! Filled with flaring yellow light and color as the screaming gunner was erased from our corporeal existence chunk by chunk. It's exactly as brutal as you'd expect from a Klingon particle-beam weapon.

 

[Harry Dresden]

LOL, Just saw the old Star Trek episode with the funniest, prolonged Capt. Kirk fight of all time. The Enterprise goes back in time to a 1960s Army Base and Kirk gets caught by three army guys and he manages to beat multi-shades of living shit out of all three of them using all these cartoonish moves that defy all Newtonian physics. At one point Kirk physically launches himself into the air sideways and uses his body as a bowling ball to knock over the three guys like bowling pins. Really.

Holy shit, is there anything Capt. Kirk COULDN'T do???

Kirk did well against Khan, considering Khan's extreme strength. I assume that cannister with which Kirk bludgeoned him was actually metal and some 23rd century type of fire extinguisher (my educated guess).

Kirk was taught the Vulcan self defense....Dim Mak by Spock...