Best Laugh In Weeks

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

I wonder if Trump is really gonna shut down the government over Christmas, and keep it that way until next year?

If my retirement check is late, I'm gonna be pissed.

Be pissed! Blame the Democrats!

Well, except for the fact that the DoD is already funded so your retirement check is safe.

 

[BULLDOG]

Right, because Trump was supposed to sit there like a little kid being balled out for throwing his Friisbee in the living room.

No, but he could have behaved as an adult instead of a spoiled child.

The President did great. Pelosi and Schumer don't want cameras showing the American people what un-American filthy scum they are. Why do you support illegal immigrants?

Yeah. "We're not budgeting any money for the wall" doesn't go over well with the voters. They only get away with it behind closed doors. When they have to explain their position under the Klieg lights, suddenly their legs start to quiver.

They budgeted 1.3 billion for border security last year, and they have only spent 6% of that. Why don't they spend what they have before asking for so much more?

Link?

For anyone else, I would probably supply the link, but you can ask the FBI next time they stop by to chat.

 

[bripat9643]

No, but he could have behaved as an adult instead of a spoiled child.

The President did great. Pelosi and Schumer don't want cameras showing the American people what un-American filthy scum they are. Why do you support illegal immigrants?

Yeah. "We're not budgeting any money for the wall" doesn't go over well with the voters. They only get away with it behind closed doors. When they have to explain their position under the Klieg lights, suddenly their legs start to quiver.

They budgeted 1.3 billion for border security last year, and they have only spent 6% of that. Why don't they spend what they have before asking for so much more?

Link?

For anyone else, I would probably supply the link, but you can ask the FBI next time they stop by to chat.

In other words, you're blowing hot gas out of your ass.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

Yeah, I know, been hearing that for two and a half years now.

The reason it's going nowhere is because Democrats are scared to death of a wall. Once it's up, it's not coming down, and it will stop much of our border crossings and drug flow that's killing 70,000 Americans a year that Democrats could give a shit about.

Yes Ray, and Trump holds all the cards, consider----------->

1. If wall is built it actually pays for itself by stopping outflows to new illegals because they can't get here.

2. The Democrats are holding paychecks hostage to federal workers who are American, to allow non-Americans in illegally.

3. They are willing to allow drugs in as easy as possible.

4. They do NOT want to enforce current law, nor do they want to put their political careers on the line by sponsoring a bill to change that law. In essence, they are DEMANDING that Trump break the law FOR THEM!

5. The inevitable question will arise--------->who/whom/which members still residing in congress, DE-FUNDED the barriers that had already been voted upon from before; in other words...……….removed the appropriations for the barriers that were already voted upon long ago. (now that is an interesting study, lol)

In the final analysis---------> Chucky-Shmucky and Fancy Nancy will cave because the American people want border security. While Trump has taken responsibility for the shutdown, he has taken the responsibility on because it is something the American people WANT! It is like a union going on strike for something they desire.

And we must all remember-----------> most (not all) federal workers vote for big government Democrats since it is they who procure their jobs. Going back to the union analogy--------------> those workers are NOT going to be happy with their leaders over keeping them out of work over less than 1/2 of 1% of a budget, because like it or not Democrats...…..these people may be for big government, but most of them; unlike the leaders of the party, are NOT for open borders-) And you doubt that! Virtually every study/poll says that is 100% accurate.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it, along with your wacky-tobaccy while eating smores-)

I would agree if not for the fact government workers always get paid. In a sense it’s really a paid vacation on top of their other generous vacation time we give them. They may have to wait until government reopens again, but they will get their pay. Trump should announce right now that no worker gets paid for the time they didn’t work. That would put more pressure on the Democrats.


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Trump announcing he’s not paying his workers is going to put pressure on someone else? Yeah…go with that.

Sure it will because then those workers would be contacting their representatives to pressure them to compromise.

In the past, they all knew they'd get paid, so they were hoping for a shutdown; I know I would be as a federal worker. In fact I'd be hoping for a two month shutdown.

During the shutdown in the mid 90's, I was active duty military. The military continued to work, but we didn't get paid until after the government reopened.

Civilian workers were furloughed, and they didn't come to work while the shutdown was in effect. And no, they didn't get paid for the days they weren't there.

Well, that is mostly true, but as a government contractor, I have to work and will get paid in any case of a government shutdown that affects the military because our company has already been paid.

 

[jc456]

Looking forward to the political fallout from the shutdown, the inevitable rationalization when Trump caves and the conspiracy theories on why he caved.

To think they just got the house back too. Demolosers don’t get it

 

[jc456]

all the left leaning media played it over and over again.... showing how this guaranteed Nancy getting Speaker of the House, and Trump owning the blame for a shut down at Christmas, and fact checking all of Trump's lies... and his unprofessional-ism, and Pence as a motionless and speechless puppet....

How did the right wing media play it?

You really have no clue. Too funny

 

[jc456]

Laura pointed out how on several occasions, Piglosi kept suggesting that they talk in private away from the media. It was the key point in the video.

Give Trump some credit, he's learning from the Democrats. He's exchanging words to favor his position. Instead of using the word "wall" he is using the phrase "border security" so that any opposition to his demands is seen as the Democrats not wanting border security which is much closer to the truth.

we already spend a lot on border security...

A wall would be a waste of money, which is why it's going nowhere.

Another few weeks, a Wall will be the least of Trump's problems... when the Democrats start investigating him.

Why is a wall a waste of money?

 

[candycorn]

why not? If we have so many welfare collectors that they make up the majority and can swing elections, then that's pretty much on you for letting that happen.

We are not letting it happen. That's why we have an Electoral College; to stop that from happening.

Yeah, the Russians hacked the system... obviously. What, you still think that was a legitimate vote?

Except there is no evidence of Russia hacking anything, and no evidence Trump had anything to do with it even if they did. Why do you think this investigation is going on for two years without one ounce of evidence to prove what you've been brainwashed to believe?

So you don’t believe the DNC was hacked now and like Trump, you don’t believe his intel services?

 

[Ray From Cleveland]

why not? If we have so many welfare collectors that they make up the majority and can swing elections, then that's pretty much on you for letting that happen.

We are not letting it happen. That's why we have an Electoral College; to stop that from happening.

Yeah, the Russians hacked the system... obviously. What, you still think that was a legitimate vote?

Except there is no evidence of Russia hacking anything, and no evidence Trump had anything to do with it even if they did. Why do you think this investigation is going on for two years without one ounce of evidence to prove what you've been brainwashed to believe?

So you don’t believe the DNC was hacked now and like Trump, you don’t believe his intel services?

What does the DNC's carelessness have to do with the election?

 

[ABikerSailor]

Well, no, we have one because the Slave Rapists didn't want the people to decide to take away their slaves... It's just something we are kind of stuck with...

No, they just didn't want mob rule. A US President is more than just the President of the people, he is President of the land as well. People in Montana don't want the federal government bringing garbage or nuclear waste to their state simply because they have the room. People who lived on the Keystone pipeline route had a say on it's success or failure by voting.

So dozens of people have been indicted or convicted, and no "evidence"? Really?

Dozens means 24 people or more. And no, none of them have been convicted in regards to having Russia fix the elections. Most are processing crimes, tax crimes, and various other infractions long before Trump came along.

You're right, people in Montana (where I'm originally from) don't want a whole bunch of nuclear waste and garbage being stored up there, but it's happening anyway.

Is Montana the Wild West of radioactive waste disposal?

I'm a rancher near Glendive, and I live just downstream from Montana's first radioactive oil waste facility.

What's radioactive oil waste? During the drilling process, radioactive material buried within the earth is brought to the surface. Oil and gas producers end up not only with oil and natural gas—but also with radioactive produced water, sludge, filter socks, and even radioactive pipes and processing equipment. It's not the product they bargained for. It's also a particularly tough one to get rid of. You can't bury it onsite, nor can you bury it at any landfills in North Dakota.

When the Bakken was booming, North Dakota's state laws prohibited the disposal of radioactive oil waste. And with oil waste quickly piling up, producers were desperate for disposal options. Many of them were caught dumping it illegally. Others were paying an arm and a leg to ship it far out of state. Before long, they turned to Montana, and built a waste facility just over the border—in Glendive, in my back yard.

Why here? Unlike North Dakota, Montana doesn't have any state laws on radioactive oil waste. Radioactive oil waste also was exempted from federal hazardous waste standards. Most states have stepped in to fill that gap themselves, by putting their own protections in place. But not Montana. Here, farmers, ranchers, and landowners are on our own—and if something goes wrong, the law's not on our side.

 

[candycorn]

why not? If we have so many welfare collectors that they make up the majority and can swing elections, then that's pretty much on you for letting that happen.

We are not letting it happen. That's why we have an Electoral College; to stop that from happening.

Yeah, the Russians hacked the system... obviously. What, you still think that was a legitimate vote?

Except there is no evidence of Russia hacking anything, and no evidence Trump had anything to do with it even if they did. Why do you think this investigation is going on for two years without one ounce of evidence to prove what you've been brainwashed to believe?

So you don’t believe the DNC was hacked now and like Trump, you don’t believe his intel services?

What does the DNC's carelessness have to do with the election?

You said there is no evidence of the russians hacking anything.
Our intel agencies disagree with you.
Are you saying they are wrong.

 

[edward37]

why not? If we have so many welfare collectors that they make up the majority and can swing elections, then that's pretty much on you for letting that happen.

We are not letting it happen. That's why we have an Electoral College; to stop that from happening.

Yeah, the Russians hacked the system... obviously. What, you still think that was a legitimate vote?

Except there is no evidence of Russia hacking anything, and no evidence Trump had anything to do with it even if they did. Why do you think this investigation is going on for two years without one ounce of evidence to prove what you've been brainwashed to believe?

So you don’t believe the DNC was hacked now and like Trump, you don’t believe his intel services?

What does the DNC's carelessness have to do with the election?

You said there is no evidence of the russians hacking anything.
Our intel agencies disagree with you.
Are you saying they are wrong.

The best laugh for me is when the AH in our WH says he'll be proud to shut down our Gov't And the lying POS said Mexico was paying for the wall?

 

[Dirk the Daring]

The picture last week of a baby being pushed under the fence by his mother says it all...that child will need food...medicine...education...housing...and money....your money...your kids money...your children's classroom will be full to the brim...your hospital emergency room will be packed....you libs had better stop and think before you open our doors to the world....just because you want to shame Trump....your anger at Trump's victory is shortchanging your children's lives....

The last thing we good American conservatives want to do is help a sick baby.

That's just wrong!

There are sick babies across the entire globe. You wanna pick up the tab on every single one of them? If so, I can connect you with several organizations that will gladly accept every single dollar you earn for the entirety of next year. I mean, how dare you support yourself, your family, etc, if there are sick babies that need your money. You could easily sell your car, motorcycle, bicycle, scooter, skateboard, house, condo, apartment, computer, tv, etc to support sick babies across the globe. Put your money where your mouth is?

 

[Ray From Cleveland]

why not? If we have so many welfare collectors that they make up the majority and can swing elections, then that's pretty much on you for letting that happen.

We are not letting it happen. That's why we have an Electoral College; to stop that from happening.

Yeah, the Russians hacked the system... obviously. What, you still think that was a legitimate vote?

Except there is no evidence of Russia hacking anything, and no evidence Trump had anything to do with it even if they did. Why do you think this investigation is going on for two years without one ounce of evidence to prove what you've been brainwashed to believe?

So you don’t believe the DNC was hacked now and like Trump, you don’t believe his intel services?

What does the DNC's carelessness have to do with the election?

You said there is no evidence of the russians hacking anything.
Our intel agencies disagree with you.
Are you saying they are wrong.

The Democrats refused to allow the FBI to look at their server after the hack. They hired their own private company for that. So nobody really knows what happened there.

 

[BULLDOG]

why not? If we have so many welfare collectors that they make up the majority and can swing elections, then that's pretty much on you for letting that happen.

We are not letting it happen. That's why we have an Electoral College; to stop that from happening.

Yeah, the Russians hacked the system... obviously. What, you still think that was a legitimate vote?

Except there is no evidence of Russia hacking anything, and no evidence Trump had anything to do with it even if they did. Why do you think this investigation is going on for two years without one ounce of evidence to prove what you've been brainwashed to believe?

You understand that there are 6 different areas of investigation concerning Trump's actions, don't you? Any one of the 6 could potentially lock that orange fool up.

 

[candycorn]

why not? If we have so many welfare collectors that they make up the majority and can swing elections, then that's pretty much on you for letting that happen.

We are not letting it happen. That's why we have an Electoral College; to stop that from happening.

Yeah, the Russians hacked the system... obviously. What, you still think that was a legitimate vote?

Except there is no evidence of Russia hacking anything, and no evidence Trump had anything to do with it even if they did. Why do you think this investigation is going on for two years without one ounce of evidence to prove what you've been brainwashed to believe?

So you don’t believe the DNC was hacked now and like Trump, you don’t believe his intel services?

What does the DNC's carelessness have to do with the election?

You said there is no evidence of the russians hacking anything.
Our intel agencies disagree with you.
Are you saying they are wrong.

The Democrats refused to allow the FBI to look at their server after the hack. They hired their own private company for that. So nobody really knows what happened there.

Not sure what is more hilarious; that you wrote that or that you may actually believe that.

 

[candycorn]

why not? If we have so many welfare collectors that they make up the majority and can swing elections, then that's pretty much on you for letting that happen.

We are not letting it happen. That's why we have an Electoral College; to stop that from happening.

Yeah, the Russians hacked the system... obviously. What, you still think that was a legitimate vote?

Except there is no evidence of Russia hacking anything, and no evidence Trump had anything to do with it even if they did. Why do you think this investigation is going on for two years without one ounce of evidence to prove what you've been brainwashed to believe?

So you don’t believe the DNC was hacked now and like Trump, you don’t believe his intel services?

What does the DNC's carelessness have to do with the election?

You said there is no evidence of the russians hacking anything.
Our intel agencies disagree with you.
Are you saying they are wrong.

The Democrats refused to allow the FBI to look at their server after the hack. They hired their own private company for that. So nobody really knows what happened there.

What sort of proof would satisfy you?

 

[Ray From Cleveland]

We are not letting it happen. That's why we have an Electoral College; to stop that from happening.

Except there is no evidence of Russia hacking anything, and no evidence Trump had anything to do with it even if they did. Why do you think this investigation is going on for two years without one ounce of evidence to prove what you've been brainwashed to believe?

So you don’t believe the DNC was hacked now and like Trump, you don’t believe his intel services?

What does the DNC's carelessness have to do with the election?

You said there is no evidence of the russians hacking anything.
Our intel agencies disagree with you.
Are you saying they are wrong.

The Democrats refused to allow the FBI to look at their server after the hack. They hired their own private company for that. So nobody really knows what happened there.

What sort of proof would satisfy you?

What would have satisfied me is the FBI examining those servers and making their own determination. That's what should have been done in the first place if the Democrats weren't hiding anything.

 

[Ray From Cleveland]

We are not letting it happen. That's why we have an Electoral College; to stop that from happening.

Except there is no evidence of Russia hacking anything, and no evidence Trump had anything to do with it even if they did. Why do you think this investigation is going on for two years without one ounce of evidence to prove what you've been brainwashed to believe?

So you don’t believe the DNC was hacked now and like Trump, you don’t believe his intel services?

What does the DNC's carelessness have to do with the election?

You said there is no evidence of the russians hacking anything.
Our intel agencies disagree with you.
Are you saying they are wrong.

The Democrats refused to allow the FBI to look at their server after the hack. They hired their own private company for that. So nobody really knows what happened there.

Not sure what is more hilarious; that you wrote that or that you may actually believe that.

FBI says DNC rebuffed request to examine computer servers - CNNPolitics

 

[JoeB131]

No, they just didn't want mob rule. A US President is more than just the President of the people, he is President of the land as well.

"The King and the Land are One"... that's kind of retarded.

People in Montana don't want the federal government bringing garbage or nuclear waste to their state simply because they have the room.

So what you have instead is Harry Reid getting a few billion dollars to buld a place to put nuclear waste in Nevada and then refusing to put it there, leaving it all over the country... this is a better system by you?

I guess so, until some terrorist blows up an unsecured nuclear storage site and renders a city uninhabitable. Maybe they'll do this to Cleveland.. no one would notice the difference.

Dozens means 24 people or more. And no, none of them have been convicted in regards to having Russia fix the elections. Most are processing crimes, tax crimes, and various other infractions long before Trump came along.

Okay, you keep telling yourself that... Trump is breaking records for associates indicted.