BEST HEADLINE of the Day Candidate, right here!

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    From NY City's own New York Post, the nominee for BEST HEADLINE OF THE DAY is:

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    A headline so good, it deserved its own thread even if I had already posted it in another thread.

    To the Post: :clap2::clap2:

    This year is in its very early days, but this headline has the YEARLY AWARD potential. to. go. all. the. way!
     
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    Which one of the libtards on here claimed that Obama had bought peace between the US and the Muslim world?
     
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    "They Want To Kill Us". Does anyone believe Obama will do anything beyond a "far reaching revue" of all associated agencies and actions" involving this incident?

    Blue Ribbon panel will meet and issue recommendations, by 2012.
     
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    But I am sure :lol:
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    I would like the headlines better if it said "Obama can't hack it. Resigns at noon today."
     
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    Scene: Oval Office.

    President seated at the Presidential Desk reviewing additional intelligence about the attempted terrorist strike in Detroit of a passenger jet, his advisors hovered around.

    [The President stops reading for a moment and a lightbulb over his head gets turned on as the President looks up]

    The President: So wait. Let me see if I have -- uhm -- gotten this --errrr --- ahhh uuhhhmmmm -- straight.

    Advisors: [Say nothing. They don't want to disturb the moment. Looking hopeful]

    The President: When they -- uhhh- hijack our aircraft and --uhhmmm-- deliberately crash those jets into skyscrapers and into the Pentagon -- uhm --

    Advisors: [Still saying nothing. Looking ever more hopeful. Leaning in as if to pull the conclusion from the President]

    The President: They are TRYING TO KILL US!

    CURTAIN FALLS!
     
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