Best Gifts for The Lady

[Ringel05]

No, but I tend to not talk out my ass about things I don't know about.

Careful there, I read your posts............

Well, then challenge those posts.

Why, it's more fun reading them and laughing then getting into a fruitless argument over stupid bull shit.

Of course getting treatment for anal retentiveness wouldn't hurt you one bit.
I know the perfect Doctor for ya.

 

[Synthaholic]

Careful there, I read your posts............

Well, then challenge those posts.

Why, it's more fun reading them and laughing then getting into a fruitless argument over stupid bull shit.

Of course getting treatment for anal retentiveness wouldn't hurt you one bit.
I know the perfect Doctor for ya.

I understand. Best to stay silent and be believed a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

 

[Ringel05]

Well, then challenge those posts.

Why, it's more fun reading them and laughing then getting into a fruitless argument over stupid bull shit.

Of course getting treatment for anal retentiveness wouldn't hurt you one bit.
I know the perfect Doctor for ya.

I understand. Best to stay silent and be believed a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

 

[High_Gravity]

The idea of going out shopping without the gifts plan, sounds like no fun for Lumpy..

No requests this year...

Gals... can't you help me and the other Guys out here...

What do you want?

A big fat glass dildo!

I like your style!

 

[Lumpy 1]

The idea of going out shopping without the gifts plan, sounds like no fun for Lumpy..

No requests this year...

Gals... can't you help me and the other Guys out here...

What do you want?

A big fat glass dildo!

Ah.. I don't think so...but good luck on that..

 

[Lumpy 1]

My mom is 84 with wretched rheumatoid arthritis that has malformed (misformed?) her hands and feet. She's lost so much strength (not to mention weight/body fat) from it that she can only read paperbacks because holding a book is hard for her. My brother wants to get her a Kindle for Christmas -- which I think is a terrific idea. He mentioned to my dad who balked and balked saying what the hell do you need that for when you have a book? This from a man who has always loved 'gadgets'. Now? He won't even use the 'guide' button on the damn Comcast remote. Gaaa, the denseness never ceases to amaze me at times.

Lumpy, your wife would like a dog. Trust me on this. A nice dog, not too big and not too small. A dogsized dog. Yep.

We have 2 dogs and I'd be glad to get another one but we have these 4 cats that just wont play on the street..

 

[rosekelin]

I think Jewelry will be the best option to buy. My FS brought me a Black Diamond Studs from mysolitaire.com i am very happy with that.

 

[Sarah G]

Where is that Cadillac vid someone postred on here a few days ago?

I've always wanted a car wrapped in a big bow for Christmas. I get my cars at different times of the year it seems.

 

[edthecynic]

A ten pound box of ....
MONEY

 

[California Girl]

A few years ago... my Dad bought my Mom a box of her favorite chocolates.... meh, no big deal.... those chocs sat on the table for a couple of days till Mom decided she would open them. She did. One of the chocs was missing!! In it's place were the most beautiful diamond earrings. I thought that was such an adorable thing to do.

 

[California Girl]

A few years ago... my Dad bought my Mom a box of her favorite chocolates.... meh, no big deal.... those chocs sat on the table for a couple of days till Mom decided she would open them. She did. One of the chocs was missing!! In it's place were the most beautiful diamond earrings. I thought that was such an adorable thing to do.

 

[Mr. H.]

I once saved my belly button lint for an entire year and presented it to Mrs. H. for Christmas.
It was a romantic gesture.

 

[California Girl]

Why, it's more fun reading them and laughing then getting into a fruitless argument over stupid bull shit.

Of course getting treatment for anal retentiveness wouldn't hurt you one bit.
I know the perfect Doctor for ya.

I understand. Best to stay silent and be believed a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

 

[peach174]

I agree with California Girl you can never go wrong with diamonds and chocolates.
Helzberg diamonds has a beautiful snowflake diamond necklace with Godiva chocolates for $149.00
Go to Helzberg.com
I would love to get something like that. To bad I'm allergic to metal. I love jewlery but I can't wear it.
Hubby says that because of that, it is very hard for him to get something for me. His male friends thinks it's great because their wives spend to much money on jewlery. Ha! Ha! Go figure - it's always something huh?

 

[Big Black Dog]

I'm not getting my wife anything this Christmas. She didn't use what I gave her last year. In fact, it has remained unopened... I gave her a cemetery grave plot!

 

[Shadow]

Buy her a gift certificate for either a day at the Spa or a massage. Lots of women like to be pampered.

I always like to recieve things I will use up during the year. Like bath stuff,body sprays,candles,flavored hot chocolate,movie passes etc. Maybe she would also like something like that.

 

[Wry Catcher]

An electric throw. A small electric blanket she can snuggle into while reading or watching TV, and place in bed while she gets ready to bed for the night. But don't wait until Xmas or whenever the gifts are expected, hide it for a cold night and surprise her. Add a cup of hot chocolate with a shot of her favorite adult beverage and a whipped cream floater.

 

[Synthaholic]

Buy her a new garbage disposal and you'll get sex three times a day!!!!