CharlestonChad
Baller Deluxe
Naw, it's just that the right, unlike the left, knows the difference between farce and reality.
Which explains the block-buster status of Michael Moore's and Gore's mockumentaries.
Unfortunately for you, you cannot claim to be the resident expert on science. I guess that means you probably shouldn't try to make up some story about being a scientist in your last job and how you were fired by some liberal cause you questioned evolution.
I haven't read the whole thread, but I half-way expect that you've already done this.