Beltway adventure!!!

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    WELCOME TO ADVENTURE! WOULD YOU LIKE INSTRUCTIONS?

    >YES

    YOU ARE SOMEWHERE IN BELTWAY FOREST, WHERE SOME HAVE FOUND TREASURES OF GOLD ALTHOUGH SOME HAVE ENTERED AND NEVER BEEN SEEN AGAIN. MAGIC IS SAID TO WORK IN THE FOREST. I WILL BE YOUR EYES AND HANDS. DIRECT ME WITH SIMPLE COMMANDS.

    YOU ARE IN AN OVAL OFFICE. THERE IS SNOW OUTSIDE. YOU ARE BEHIND A DESK. ON DESK THERE IS A BUST OF CHURCHILL.

    YOU HAVE A CONGRESS.

    YOU HAVE A SENATE.

    YOU HAVE A MEDIA.

    YOU HAVE A TELEPROMPTER.

    YOU HAVE A MILITARY.

    YOU HAVE A BIG JET.

    YOU HAVE $3 TRILLION OF GOLD.

    YOU HAVE 82% APPROVAL HEALTH.

    THERE IS 7.2% UNEMPLOYMENT IN THE FOREST.

    YOU HAVE A RACE CARD.

    YOU HAVE INAUGURAL PARTY LEFTOVERS.

    WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

    >EAT LEFTOVERS

    >RETURN BUST

    YOU ARE IN AN OVAL OFFICE. YOU ARE BEHIND A DESK. ON DESK THERE IS NO BUST OF CHURCHILL. THERE ARE NO MORE LEFTOVERS. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

    >GIVE SPEECH.....


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