Because things are going so much better in IRAQ:

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    complete article: http://www.reuters.com/article/featuredCrisis/idUSYAT173391
     
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    Don't tell anyone but I have been on the phone to some of johns people and he has a strategic military plan to deal with this..it is tentatively called the big shove.. it is very complicated but basically involves sending thousands more young men to die and be maimed..but at the same time reducing the statistical death toll as compared to the deadliest months by spreading the death out over a longer period of time...its pure genius
     
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    That sounds great, tell him I have one suggestion. How about a draft? I mean, really voluntary enlistment isn't cranking out the numbers we hoped, so let's turn up the heat on these dangerous terrorists. Additionally, let's send some more National Guardsmen over there, they're pretty useless just sitting here protecting our freedom in America. Let's put them to some good use in Iraq.
     
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    the draft is part of the plan but a helpful 911 type incident may be required to win the support of the masses..for now we are planning on lowering the minimum IQ requirements for enlistees ,enlisting felons and with the collapse of the economy we feel recruitment among already disadvantaged youth should supply the necessary fodder to begin operation big shove...the national guard may be required to shoot university students and illegal immigration protesters
     
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    Can't top that.. you win. Haha :rofl:
     
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