Beard = Divorce

So today I was reclining while Mr. Lucy painted my toenails and without previous warning he suddenly say:

"I'm thinking of growing a beard"

This is one of the most shocking happenings to be suddenly announced to me that I can think, so I say to him:

"Okay if you grow a beard I will divorce you"

And Mr. Lucy say:

"Okay so I'm not growing a beard"

And then all was excellent and he continued to paint my toenails.

Wait a minute....didnt you say your hubby was from Texas?
 
So today I was reclining while Mr. Lucy painted my toenails and without previous warning he suddenly say:

"I'm thinking of growing a beard"

This is one of the most shocking happenings to be suddenly announced to me that I can think, so I say to him:

"Okay if you grow a beard I will divorce you"

And Mr. Lucy say:

"Okay so I'm not growing a beard"

And then all was excellent and he continued to paint my toenails.

Wait a minute....didnt you say your hubby was from Texas?

No, I had an ex boyfriend who was from Texas, he was my boyfriend when I stayed in Texas for six months.
 
Beards must be groomed, if someone wants to catch flies, use vinegar. No unsightly hair, no scraggling locks.
 
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So today I was reclining while Mr. Lucy painted my toenails and without previous warning he suddenly say:

"I'm thinking of growing a beard"

This is one of the most shocking happenings to be suddenly announced to me that I can think, so I say to him:

"Okay if you grow a beard I will divorce you"

And Mr. Lucy say:

"Okay so I'm not growing a beard"

And then all was excellent and he continued to paint my toenails.

If you have a husband who will paint your toenails for you,
and agree with you instead of arguing,
I think he is definitely worth keeping!
Even if he does grow a beard, at least he's loyal and must really love you!

While I agree I refuse to defend my Beard!!!!
 
So today I was reclining while Mr. Lucy painted my toenails and without previous warning he suddenly say:

"I'm thinking of growing a beard"

This is one of the most shocking happenings to be suddenly announced to me that I can think, so I say to him:

"Okay if you grow a beard I will divorce you"

And Mr. Lucy say:

"Okay so I'm not growing a beard"

And then all was excellent and he continued to paint my toenails.

Wait a minute....didnt you say your hubby was from Texas?

Thread from February 2016 I had about Mr. Lucy's parents arriving from Trondheim, also in the below thread I notice Iceweasal he has not posted for four months I hope he is okay.

My Mother-in-Law

Random post about ex boyfriend from Texas:

Philippine President Calls Obama a 'Son of A Whore" Lol
 
So today I was reclining while Mr. Lucy painted my toenails and without previous warning he suddenly say:

"I'm thinking of growing a beard"

This is one of the most shocking happenings to be suddenly announced to me that I can think, so I say to him:

"Okay if you grow a beard I will divorce you"

And Mr. Lucy say:

"Okay so I'm not growing a beard"

And then all was excellent and he continued to paint my toenails.

If you have a husband who will paint your toenails for you,
and agree with you instead of arguing,
I think he is definitely worth keeping!
Even if he does grow a beard, at least he's loyal and must really love you!

While I agree I refuse to defend my Beard!!!!

You posted a picture of your beard and I'm not a fan of beards but I thought yours looked nice and well groomed.
 
So today I was reclining while Mr. Lucy painted my toenails and without previous warning he suddenly say:

"I'm thinking of growing a beard"

This is one of the most shocking happenings to be suddenly announced to me that I can think, so I say to him:

"Okay if you grow a beard I will divorce you"

And Mr. Lucy say:

"Okay so I'm not growing a beard"

And then all was excellent and he continued to paint my toenails.



As you know mine paints mine for me too! Nice to be spoiled. :eusa_angel:
Mine doesn't have a beard, but he does have a mustache with which I have never seen him without.
 
MrG has a beard and a mustache but he keeps it trimmed.
I like beards..as long as they are neat.

This is a good example:

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Very dashing.
 
So today I was reclining while Mr. Lucy painted my toenails and without previous warning he suddenly say:

"I'm thinking of growing a beard"

This is one of the most shocking happenings to be suddenly announced to me that I can think, so I say to him:

"Okay if you grow a beard I will divorce you"

And Mr. Lucy say:

"Okay so I'm not growing a beard"

And then all was excellent and he continued to paint my toenails.

Wait a minute....didnt you say your hubby was from Texas?
....Mr. Lucy's parents arriving from Trondheim, ....


Are they Frost Giants?
 

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