Beard = Divorce

[Lucy Hamilton]

So today I was reclining while Mr. Lucy painted my toenails and without previous warning he suddenly say:

"I'm thinking of growing a beard"

This is one of the most shocking happenings to be suddenly announced to me that I can think, so I say to him:

"Okay if you grow a beard I will divorce you"

And Mr. Lucy say:

"Okay so I'm not growing a beard"

And then all was excellent and he continued to paint my toenails.

 

[SobieskiSavedEurope]

So, Lucy is a common name in Austria?

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

So, Lucy is a common name in Austria?

This is not my name of course, this name I get from some book of poetry that I forget which but it was from a book.

Mr. Lucy is Norwegian from Trondheim in Norway.

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

So, Lucy is a common name in Austria?

What is your opinion of beards?

 

[Moonglow]

So, Lucy is a common name in Austria?

What is your opinion of beards?

I've seen several women with them and I don't like it..

 

[emilynghiem]

So today I was reclining while Mr. Lucy painted my toenails and without previous warning he suddenly say:

"I'm thinking of growing a beard"

This is one of the most shocking happenings to be suddenly announced to me that I can think, so I say to him:

"Okay if you grow a beard I will divorce you"

And Mr. Lucy say:

"Okay so I'm not growing a beard"

And then all was excellent and he continued to paint my toenails.

If you have a husband who will paint your toenails for you,
and agree with you instead of arguing,
I think he is definitely worth keeping!
Even if he does grow a beard, at least he's loyal and must really love you!

 

[norwegen]

Beards are a good way to hide the butter that dribbles down your chin.

 

[debbiedowner]

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

So today I was reclining while Mr. Lucy painted my toenails and without previous warning he suddenly say:

"I'm thinking of growing a beard"

This is one of the most shocking happenings to be suddenly announced to me that I can think, so I say to him:

"Okay if you grow a beard I will divorce you"

And Mr. Lucy say:

"Okay so I'm not growing a beard"

And then all was excellent and he continued to paint my toenails.

If you have a husband who will paint your toenails for you,
and agree with you instead of arguing,
I think he is definitely worth keeping!
Even if he does grow a beard, at least he's loyal and must really love you!

Thank you Emily darling, yes he is a gem and I adore him.

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

Beards are a good way to hide the butter that dribbles down your chin.

Mr. Lucy doesn't dribble though he is housetrained.

 

[Moonglow]

He loves you also even though you must shave your nipples weekly...

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

He loves you also even though you must shave your nipples weekly...

O....K....A....Y....for that you need to bend over

 

[BULLDOG]

I've always thought you were his beard.

TOP DEFINITION
Beard
A female or male(though,mainly female) who is used as a cover-up for a homosexual.
Eleanor Calder is so obviously a beard. Louis and Harry are together. Duh.
#cover-up#beard#homosexual#larry stylinson#eleanor calder

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

So today I was reclining while Mr. Lucy painted my toenails and without previous warning he suddenly say:

"I'm thinking of growing a beard"

This is one of the most shocking happenings to be suddenly announced to me that I can think, so I say to him:

"Okay if you grow a beard I will divorce you"

And Mr. Lucy say:

"Okay so I'm not growing a beard"

And then all was excellent and he continued to paint my toenails.

If you have a husband who will paint your toenails for you,
and agree with you instead of arguing,
I think he is definitely worth keeping!
Even if he does grow a beard, at least he's loyal and must really love you!

Emily Peter The Great had the idea that I think should be worldwide, if I was World Leader one of my first pieces of legislation would be The Beard Tax.

http://www.newhistorian.com/historys-strangest-tax-peter-great-puts-price-beards/7157/

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

I've always thought you were his beard.

^^^^

 

[BULLDOG]

I've always thought you were his beard.

^^^^

Sorry. It was a silly joke. I couldn't help myself.

 

[AyeCantSeeYou]

USMB Lounge 'Guidelines'

As a reminder to a couple of you about the rules in this area. I suggest you read over it.

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

So today I was reclining while Mr. Lucy painted my toenails and without previous warning he suddenly say:

"I'm thinking of growing a beard"

This is one of the most shocking happenings to be suddenly announced to me that I can think, so I say to him:

"Okay if you grow a beard I will divorce you"

And Mr. Lucy say:

"Okay so I'm not growing a beard"

And then all was excellent and he continued to paint my toenails.

I'm kind of disillusioned here. I didn't know you were a lesbian, having married a woman and all...

I do not understand your bizarro comment, Mr. Lucy is a man, I do not appreciate attacks and slurs on members of my family.

 

[BULLDOG]

^^^^^^^^Sorry, I would have never made that dumb joke if I thought it would lead to that^^^^^

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

^^^^^^^^Sorry, I would have never made that dumb joke if I thought it would lead to that^^^^^

I was more meaning Darkwind and their bizarro comments.

 

[Unkotare]

A man's gotta grow some hair out of his face once in a while - just because he can.