Bartender insight.....

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    A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. It could
    not only dispense drinks flawlessly, but also-like any good
    bartender-engage in appropriate conversation.

    A man enters the bar, orders a drink. The robot serves him a
    perfectly prepared cocktail, then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

    The man replies, "150." And the robot proceeds to make
    conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, philosophy, etc.

    The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."

    He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns
    around, and comes back in for another drink.

    Again, the robot serves him the drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

    The man responds, "100." And immediately the robot starts
    talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, etc.
    Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give
    the robot one more test.

    He goes back in, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"
    The man replies, "50."

    And the robot goes, "So, you gonna vote for Kerry?"
     
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    had potential until the punchline..lame is not the word..a joke in the vein of barbra bushs ass is so fat......so kerry voters are stupid eh?
    in terms of the campaigns which one attempts to instill the most fear in voters?
    a fearful electorate is a more stupid and less reasonable and tolerant. so which side is really stupid?
     
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    Agreed--a fearful electorate is dangerous. Now we just have to separate the ones who have real fear from those who are merely neurotic.
     
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    Your inability to laugh is precisely the reason why this is funny. Of course, you are probably "above" such low brow behavior, as to have a laugh during all seriousness.

    Yes, humor can be pointed in any direction, and when the target, it is usually best to enjoy it for what it's worth, and not point out to the world that you lack the human element that can find enjyoment, even in a time of anxiety.

    Get over yourself, you frigging idiot!
     
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    i like to think i have an alright sense of humour, that wasn't a good joke tho, like even some of kerrys jokes are better than that.
     
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    Now that I know who the purveyor of laughter is, I will be sure to email you every bit of humor I come across to make sure it is alright to laugh....thanks for helping me out...I never would have been able to figure it out by myself.
     
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    exactly. but which side is doing more to stir up fear with spin and propaganda, thats the side with neurotic fear as its more illusionary.
     
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    no problem,anything to help the challenged. as homework check out theonion.com or whitehouse.org
     
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    How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

    No one knows. They asked the UN to do it.
     
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    What the best way to kill a liberal?

    When he's getting a drink of water. You sneak up behind him and slam the toilet lid on his head.
     

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