~Balls In Hand~

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Dabs, Jun 6, 2012.

  1. Dabs

    Dabs ~Unpredictable~

    May 13, 2011
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    A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he is being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range. "Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"

    Surprised and flattered, the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.

    "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them?"

    Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand me your wallet or I'll jump off the ladder!"

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