Ball Tapping

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    Statewide survey shows "ball tapping" problem widespread - WTHR |

    Man I've been teaching for 13 years and thought I had heard of everything. This is disgusting.
     
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    Ain't nobody gonna thump my watermelons.
     
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    What ever happened to good old fashioned fellatio?
     
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    It's a brilliant idea. Go see the school nurse, tell her you've been tapped and ask her to "reassure you" by basically fondling your knackers. Wish I'd thought of that when I was an adolescent.
     
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    This must be right up there with tea-baggin.
     
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    The Japanese know how to tap the balls.

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHamdzivrKY[/ame]
     
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    My school nurse looked like a Linebacker so I didn't want her anywhere near my knackers.

    Course my 7th grade science teacher Ms. Alexander was quite a dish. I would have allowed her a tug or two.
     
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    Nut shot/fart combo!

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3viJBh0nA_U[/ame]
     
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    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAo0UeG2YoM[/ame]
     
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    painful to even read
     

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