Just as a group of fringe partisans clung to the idea that Barack Obama had a forged birth certificate, despite evidence to the contrary, we now have a desperate group of partisans demanding that everyone from the SEC to Time Magazine is lying to cover up for Mitt Romney. Who are the Bain Birthers? The few, the proud, the really fucking stupid? We have Shallow, Rati, Mr. Shithead, and Troll extraordinaire Conservaderrps on board with the conspiracy wackiness. So are you a Bain Birther? Do you demand that Mitt Romney show his birth certificate, er show his severance papers from Bain? Stand up and be counted!