Bad Jokes

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    Please - let's start a collection of bad jokes :)

    Example:

    What to you call a Mexican man with a Rubber toe?

    Roberto.

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    A toothless termite walks into a pub and asks "Where's the bartender!??!"

    :)

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    What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

    Elephino! (hell if I know...)
     
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    Sorry, last dumb joke I told on here, it started a small war.
     
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    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick.
     
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    I can't pass this up!

    * Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?

    They each got six months.


    * What kind of underwear do knights wear?

    Fruit of aluminum.
     
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    :laugh: :laugh: :clap1:
     
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    One more.

    A famous orinthologist was asked to be a keynote speaker at the opening of a new bird sactuary. Since he had conflicting schedules however, all he could do was send his egrets.
     

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