"Bad Ass Democrats" (parody of Bad/Michael Jackson, I'm Fat/Weird Al)

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    "Bad Ass Democrats"
    in the style of BAD by Michael Jackson
    and spoofed by Weird Al Yankovich

    Your Natural Law's
    Religious fraud
    Big Government's
    Become our god
    We separate the church and state
    So Atheists can dominate!


    The Constitution limits
    What Government can do
    Because we don't believe that shit
    It just applies to you!


    Because we're Bad -- Ass -- Democrats!
    We're gonna pass more taxes! To the max!
    We don't believe - in War! Just Race and Class!
    We blame the rich and not the poor
    Because we're Democrats!
    Too bad!

    The State should ban
    Christianity
    And just endorse
    Our gay beliefs
    Discrimination
    Based on creed
    Applies to you
    But not to me!

    We blame the whites
    For owning slaves
    While buying goods
    From unfair trade.
    We fault the Right
    Denying claims
    But when we're caught
    We do the same!


    Pot is not a danger
    But sugars cause disease
    We'll hand your guns to Government
    But don't trust the Police.


    Because we're Bad -- Ass -- Democrats!
    We're mad at Whites, Trump, and the Wealthy Class!
    We're gonna tax your asses to the max!
    We rob the rich to pay for the poor
    Because we're Democrats!
    Wah! Wah!
     
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    So you were high when you wrote this, or just another crazy right wing conspiracy nut?
     
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    Hi BULLDOG actually I'm a Democrat and happen to make fun of the
    weaknesses and stereotypes of BOTH parties from a Constitutional
    perspective. This song is written with a dance video contest in mind
    between fans of Madonna, Miley Cyrus, and others to jam to it. With
    dominatrix outfits, whips and leather boots. If Democrats can't make
    fun of ourselves, we'll never get over the differences in our political beliefs!

    REVISED Draft 2:

    "Bad Ass Democrats"
    in the style of BAD by Michael Jackson
    and spoofed by Weird Al Yankovich

    We don't have faith
    in Natural Laws
    Big Government's
    Become our god
    We separate the church and state
    So Atheists can dominate!


    The Constitution limits
    What Government can do
    Because we don't believe that
    We won't enforce the rules


    Because we're Bad -- Ass -- Democrats!
    We'll drive you Mad - with Taxes! To the max!
    We don't believe - in War! Just Race and Class!
    We blame the rich while pimping the poor
    Because we're Democrats!
    Too bad!

    The State should ban
    Christianity
    And just promote
    Our gay beliefs
    Discrimination
    Based on creed
    Applies to you
    But not to me!

    We blame the whites
    For owning slaves
    While buying goods
    Through unfair trade.
    We fault the Right
    Denying claims
    But when we're caught
    We do the same!


    Pot is not a danger
    But sugars cause disease
    We'll hand your guns to Government
    But don't trust the Police.


    Because we're Bad -- Ass -- Democrats!
    We'll launch Attacks - on Trump and the Wealthy Class!
    We're gonna tax your asses to the max!
    We rob the rich to pay for the poor
    Because we're Democrats!
    Wah! Wah!
     
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    "Bad Ass Democrats"
    in the style of BAD by Michael Jackson
    and spoofed by Weird Al Yankovich

    We don't have faith
    In Natural Laws
    Big Government's
    Become our god
    We separate the church and state
    So Atheists can dominate!


    The Constitution limits
    What Government can do
    Because we don't believe it
    We bend and break the rules


    Because we're Bad -- Ass -- Democrats!
    We're gonna raise - your taxes! To the max!
    We don't believe - in War! Just Race and Class!
    We blame the rich, while pimpin' the poor
    Because we're Democrats!
    Too bad!

    The State should ban
    Christianity
    And just enforce
    Our gay beliefs
    Discrimination
    Based on creed
    Applies to you
    But not to me!

    We blame the whites
    For owning slaves
    While buying goods
    Through unfair trade.
    We fault the Right
    Denying claims
    But when we're caught
    We do the same!


    Pot is not a danger
    But sugars cause disease
    We'll hand your guns to Gov'ment
    But don't trust the Police.


    Because we're Bad -- Ass -- Democrats!
    We'll launch attacks - on Trump - and the Wealthy Class!
    We're gonna tax your asses to the max!
    We rob the rich to pay for the poor
    Because we're Democrats!
    Wah! Wah!

    ======================================
    Optional Verses for a music video contest
    and challenge to Republicans to a dance off:

    Republicans
    Are even worse
    So jump right in
    And sing a verse
    They're always makin' fun of us
    So let's see who's more humorous!


    Let's have a little contest
    Get everyone to dance
    If ya dream of being famous
    At last this is your chance


    To jam with Bad -- Ass -- Democrats!
    And challenge Pro-Guns Republicans!
    C'mon and dance - have fun - and shake your ass!
    The whole world has to answer to us
    Because we're Democrats!
    Take THAT!
     

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