"Bad Ass Democrats" (parody of Bad/Michael Jackson, I'm Fat/Weird Al)

[emilynghiem]

"Bad Ass Democrats"
in the style of BAD by Michael Jackson
and spoofed by Weird Al Yankovich

Your Natural Law's
Religious fraud
Big Government's
Become our god
We separate the church and state
So Atheists can dominate!

The Constitution limits
What Government can do
Because we don't believe that shit
It just applies to you!

Because we're Bad -- Ass -- Democrats!
We're gonna pass more taxes! To the max!
We don't believe - in War! Just Race and Class!
We blame the rich and not the poor
Because we're Democrats!
Too bad!

The State should ban
Christianity
And just endorse
Our gay beliefs
Discrimination
Based on creed
Applies to you
But not to me!

We blame the whites
For owning slaves
While buying goods
From unfair trade.
We fault the Right
Denying claims
But when we're caught
We do the same!

Pot is not a danger
But sugars cause disease
We'll hand your guns to Government
But don't trust the Police.

Because we're Bad -- Ass -- Democrats!
We're mad at Whites, Trump, and the Wealthy Class!
We're gonna tax your asses to the max!
We rob the rich to pay for the poor
Because we're Democrats!
Wah! Wah!

 

[BULLDOG]

"Bad Ass Democrats"
in the style of BAD by Michael Jackson
and spoofed by Weird Al Yankovich

Your Natural Law's
Religious fraud
Big Government's
Become our god
We separate the church and state
So Atheists can dominate!

The Constitution limits
What Government can do
Because we don't believe that shit
It just applies to you!

Because we're Bad -- Ass -- Democrats!
We're gonna pass more taxes! To the max!
We don't believe - in War! Just Race and Class!
We blame the rich and not the poor
Because we're Democrats!
Too bad!

The State should ban
Christianity
And just endorse
Our gay beliefs
Discrimination
Based on creed
Applies to you
But not to me!

We blame the whites
For owning slaves
While buying goods
From unfair trade.
We fault the Right
Denying claims
But when we're caught
We do the same!

Pot is not a danger
But sugars cause disease
We'll hand your guns to Government
But don't trust the Police.

Because we're Bad -- Ass -- Democrats!
We're mad at Whites, Trump, and the Wealthy Class!
We're gonna tax your asses to the max!
We rob the rich to pay for the poor
Because we're Democrats!
Wah! Wah!

So you were high when you wrote this, or just another crazy right wing conspiracy nut?

 

[emilynghiem]

So you were high when you wrote this, or just another crazy right wing conspiracy nut?

Hi BULLDOG actually I'm a Democrat and happen to make fun of the
weaknesses and stereotypes of BOTH parties from a Constitutional
perspective. This song is written with a dance video contest in mind
between fans of Madonna, Miley Cyrus, and others to jam to it. With
dominatrix outfits, whips and leather boots. If Democrats can't make
fun of ourselves, we'll never get over the differences in our political beliefs!

REVISED Draft 2:

"Bad Ass Democrats"
in the style of BAD by Michael Jackson
and spoofed by Weird Al Yankovich

We don't have faith
in Natural Laws
Big Government's
Become our god
We separate the church and state
So Atheists can dominate!

The Constitution limits
What Government can do
Because we don't believe that
We won't enforce the rules

Because we're Bad -- Ass -- Democrats!
We'll drive you Mad - with Taxes! To the max!
We don't believe - in War! Just Race and Class!
We blame the rich while pimping the poor
Because we're Democrats!
Too bad!

The State should ban
Christianity
And just promote
Our gay beliefs
Discrimination
Based on creed
Applies to you
But not to me!

We blame the whites
For owning slaves
While buying goods
Through unfair trade.
We fault the Right
Denying claims
But when we're caught
We do the same!

Pot is not a danger
But sugars cause disease
We'll hand your guns to Government
But don't trust the Police.

Because we're Bad -- Ass -- Democrats!
We'll launch Attacks - on Trump and the Wealthy Class!
We're gonna tax your asses to the max!
We rob the rich to pay for the poor
Because we're Democrats!
Wah! Wah!

 

[emilynghiem]

"Bad Ass Democrats"
in the style of BAD by Michael Jackson
and spoofed by Weird Al Yankovich

We don't have faith
In Natural Laws
Big Government's
Become our god
We separate the church and state
So Atheists can dominate!

The Constitution limits
What Government can do
Because we don't believe it
We bend and break the rules

Because we're Bad -- Ass -- Democrats!
We're gonna raise - your taxes! To the max!
We don't believe - in War! Just Race and Class!
We blame the rich, while pimpin' the poor
Because we're Democrats!
Too bad!

The State should ban
Christianity
And just enforce
Our gay beliefs
Discrimination
Based on creed
Applies to you
But not to me!

We blame the whites
For owning slaves
While buying goods
Through unfair trade.
We fault the Right
Denying claims
But when we're caught
We do the same!

Pot is not a danger
But sugars cause disease
We'll hand your guns to Gov'ment
But don't trust the Police.

Because we're Bad -- Ass -- Democrats!
We'll launch attacks - on Trump - and the Wealthy Class!
We're gonna tax your asses to the max!
We rob the rich to pay for the poor
Because we're Democrats!
Wah! Wah!

======================================
Optional Verses for a music video contest
and challenge to Republicans to a dance off:

Republicans
Are even worse
So jump right in
And sing a verse
They're always makin' fun of us
So let's see who's more humorous!

Let's have a little contest
Get everyone to dance
If ya dream of being famous
At last this is your chance

To jam with Bad -- Ass -- Democrats!
And challenge Pro-Guns Republicans!
C'mon and dance - have fun - and shake your ass!
The whole world has to answer to us
Because we're Democrats!
Take THAT!

 

[emilynghiem]

2022 Lyrics (update)

We don't have faith in "Natural Laws"
Big Government's become our God

We separate the Church and State
So Atheists
Can dominate!
(With Hate!)

The Constitution limits
what Government can do.
Because we don't believe in it
We bend and break the rules,

Because we're Bad Ass Democrats!
We're gonna raise your taxes to the max!
We don't believe in War,
Just Race and Class!
We rob the Rich to pay for the Poor
Because we're Democrats
Too Bad!

The State should ban Christianity
And just endorse our gay beliefs!

Discrimination based on creed
Applies to you, but not to me!

Men are Toxic animals!
Whites are a Disease!
We donate guns to Taliban
And Defund the Police!

Because we're Dumbass Democrats!
We wage Attacks on Trump
And the wealthy class!
We're gonna tax your asses to the max!
We'll cry until we get what we ask
Because we're Democrats
Wah! Wah!

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America can't rule the World
With Democrats who fight like Girls!
Forget pronouns, and gender wars!
Just pump more gas, and build the Wall!

Before you vote for anyone,
Ya gotta show ID!
But if I want to shoot someone,
Hey that's my liberty!

Cuz I'm a pro-gun Republican
Imposing right to life on everyone!

 

[emilynghiem]

2022 Lyrics (update)

Democrat lyrics:

We don't have faith in "Natural Laws"
Big Government's become our God

We separate the Church and State
So Atheists
Can dominate!
(With Hate!)


The Constitution limits
what Government can do.
Because we don't believe in it
We bend and break the rules,


Because we're Bad Ass Democrats!
We're gonna raise your taxes to the max!
We don't believe in War,
Just Race and Class!
We rob the Rich to pay for the Poor
Because we're Democrats
Too Bad!


The State should ban Christianity
And just endorse our gay beliefs!

Discrimination based on creed
Applies to you, but not to me!


Since men are toxic animals!
And Whites are a Disease!
We'll fully arm the Taliban
And Defund the Police!

Because we're Dumbass Democrats!
We wage Attacks on Trump
And the wealthy class!
We're gonna tax your asses to the max!
We'll cry until we get what we ask
Because we're Democrats
Wah! Wah!

------------------

Republican lyrics:

America can't rule the World
With Democrats who fight like Girls!
Forget pronouns, and gender wars!
Just pump more gas, and build the Wall!

Before you vote for anyone,
Ya gotta show ID!
But if I want to own a gun,
Hey that's your liberty!

Because we're pro-gun Republicans
Imposing right to life on everyone!
I ain't racist, I'll shoot anyone!
If you try to force me to bake a gay cake
Or delete my Facebook page!