What's up with the baby names everybody is hanging on the kids today? Most of the ones I've heard lately are just plain goofy and downright awful. A poor kid ends up with a really stupid name and it has an even goofier spelling. What's wrong with names like Jack, John, Frank, Steve, Allen, Bob, Don, Greg or girl names like Ellen, Mary, Susan, Helen, Rose, Jackie, or Ruth? Some of the names I've heard lately are really dumb. I'd sure hate to end up with one of them. Am I alone in this? Anybody else think kids are getting a bad rap now a days?