Awesome shit my drill sergeant said

[Paulie]

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Submitted by: Jake

BCT Fort Benning

DS: Privates! What is the worlds most dangerous weapon?

PVT: DS, a soldier and his rifle!

DS: Don't give me that fucking hoo rah Semper Pie bullshit! The most dangerous weapon in the world is your god damn DRILL SERGEANT! I'm not playing privates, I've tea bagged bear traps! I swear privates if you were in the middle of a phone call with god and you see me on the other line, you better click over and see what the fuck I want!

 

[Warrior102]

He sounds like an enlisted idiot.

Probably some dumb-fuck E-3.

See Del. It's probably him

 

[Paulie]

Yeah lets analyze it and kill the humor

Where did you serve anyway beeeeeeatch?

 

[Warrior102]

Where did you serve anyway beeeeeeatch?

Need the whole bio? PM me asswipe....

 

[TakeAStepBack]

Warrior wipes the floor with other mens asses?

 

[TakeAStepBack]

Then wipes their ass?

 

[del]

Yeah lets analyze it and kill the humor

Where did you serve anyway beeeeeeatch?

he was a jizz mopper at the transvestite clubs in subic until it shut down.

 

[Paulie]

Where did you serve anyway beeeeeeatch?

Need the whole bio? PM me asswipe....

 

[del]

Where did you serve anyway beeeeeeatch?

Need the whole bio? PM me asswipe....

he got a 3.99 gpa at skin flute college, beeeeeeeeeeeeeatch

 

[Douger]

Chuck Norris asks Worrier if it's OK to fart in the mens room.

 

[Paulie]

Need the whole bio? PM me asswipe....

he got a 3.99 gpa at skin flute college, beeeeeeeeeeeeeatch

He was in the Navy band, it makes sense now

 

[daveman]

He sounds like an enlisted idiot.

Probably some dumb-fuck E-3.

See Del. It's probably him

Ummm...ALL drill sergeants are enlisted. You can tell because they're sergeants.

 

[Paulie]

He sounds like an enlisted idiot.

Probably some dumb-fuck E-3.

See Del. It's probably him

Ummm...ALL drill sergeants are enlisted. You can tell because they're sergeants.

Not to mention these are actual basic training stories. Nobody is E-3 in basic. And everyone is enlisted

 

[daveman]

He sounds like an enlisted idiot.

Probably some dumb-fuck E-3.

See Del. It's probably him

Ummm...ALL drill sergeants are enlisted. You can tell because they're sergeants.

Not to mention these are actual basic training stories. Nobody is E-3 in basic. And everyone is enlisted

The science is settled.

 

[del]

he got a 3.99 gpa at skin flute college, beeeeeeeeeeeeeatch

He was in the Navy band, it makes sense now

all the boyz thrilled to his *trills*, if you know what i mean.

 

[Mad Scientist]

Yeah lets analyze it and kill the humor

Where did you serve anyway beeeeeeatch?

he was a jizz mopper at the transvestite clubs in subic until it shut down.

Did you see him there?

 

[del]

Yeah lets analyze it and kill the humor

Where did you serve anyway beeeeeeatch?

he was a jizz mopper at the transvestite clubs in subic until it shut down.

Did you see him there?

he's in the background of a picture i have of you.

that skirt makes your ass look fat, btw.

 

[American Horse]

My DI said two things that impressed me and changed me forever:
1. You'd better stop fucking up shithead
and
2. I'm watching you