Australian love poem

[Bootneck]

Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there
No Sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get
No matter what ya look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer.

 

[Diuretic]

I get choked up when I read stuff like this. It's moving. Another example of our high culcha.

It's nearly mid-day....sun nearly over yard-arm...beer time soon

 

[lolly]

ahhhh

/* lolly wipes away a tear */

all that poem needs is a dozen roses