Australian love poem

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  1. Bootneck
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    Of course I love ya darlin
    You're a bloody top-notch bird
    And when I say you're gorgeous
    I mean every single word
    So ya bum is on the big side
    I don't mind a bit of flab
    It means that when I'm ready
    There's somethin there to grab
    So your belly isn't flat no more
    I tell ya, I don't care
    So long as when I cuddle ya
    I can get my arms round there
    No Sheila who is your age
    Has nice round perky breasts
    They just gave in to gravity
    But I know ya did ya best
    I'm tellin' ya the truth now
    I never tell ya lies
    I think its very sexy
    That you've got dimples on ya thighs
    I swear on me nanna's grave now
    The moment that we met
    I thought you was as good as
    I was ever gonna get
    No matter what ya look like
    I'll always love ya dear
    Now shut up while the footy's on
    And fetch another beer.
     
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    I get choked up when I read stuff like this. It's moving. Another example of our high culcha.

    It's nearly mid-day....sun nearly over yard-arm...beer time soon :eusa_clap:
     
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    ahhhh

    /* lolly wipes away a tear */

    all that poem needs is a dozen roses
     

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