Australian Animals...pretty cool

[xotoxi]

This evening, I read a short book about Australian animals with my 4 year old son. There are some pretty weird and interesting animals down there. In particular, I like the marsupials.

I've always wonders what the inside of a marsupials pouch was like.

Diuretic...do you remember back to when you were a little joey what the inside of your mother's pouch was like?

 

[Baruch Menachem]

Well, he is 4 and doesn't need to know about this. Lots of things in Australia are upside down

 

[xotoxi]

Lesbian Koala sex is HOT!!!

 

[hjmick]

We have marsupials in the U.S.

 

[xotoxi]

We have marsupials in the U.S.

Yeah...but they suck compared to those in Australia.

 

[Samson]

Lesbian Koala sex is HOT!!!

ALL lesbian sex is hawt.

The question is: Why?



We need a new thread.

 

[xotoxi]

ALL lesbian sex is hawt.

I hear ya, mate!

 

[hjmick]

We have marsupials in the U.S.

Yeah...but they suck compared to those in Australia.

My favorite Australian critter has to be the Platypus. A venomous mammal that lays eggs, has a beaver tail, a duck snout, and the feet of an otter. Awesome.

 

[xotoxi]

We have marsupials in the U.S.

Yeah...but they suck compared to those in Australia.

My favorite Australian critter has to be the Platypus.

A mammal that lays eggs...awesome!

 

[Diuretic]

All these weird animals were here when I arrived, I still think they're all a bit strange.

I like wombats though. They don't give a stuff about anything, just wobble along. You can hit them with a car and the car loses.

I like echidnas too, they wander along looking for ants. I spent a week over Christmas in a lovely bush cottage in Kangaroo Island and there was a koala living in a tree over the boardwalk to the house and an echidna that came around in the evening for water.

And the birdz. I like birdz.

But we don't have bears, we have nothing that will pluck you out of your tent and bloody well eat you!

 

[xotoxi]

All these weird animals were here when I arrived, I still think they're all a bit strange.

I like wombats though. They don't give a stuff about anything, just wobble along. You can hit them with a car and the car loses.

I like echidnas too, they wander along looking for ants. I spent a week over Christmas in a lovely bush cottage in Kangaroo Island and there was a koala living in a tree over the boardwalk to the house and an echidna that came around in the evening for water.

And the birdz. I like birdz.

But we don't have bears, we have nothing that will pluck you out of your tent and bloody well eat you!

Oh...so you aren't a marsupial?

DAMN!

I bet those guys in Men At Work were marsupials.

 

[uscitizen]

All these weird animals were here when I arrived, I still think they're all a bit strange.

I like wombats though. They don't give a stuff about anything, just wobble along. You can hit them with a car and the car loses.

I like echidnas too, they wander along looking for ants. I spent a week over Christmas in a lovely bush cottage in Kangaroo Island and there was a koala living in a tree over the boardwalk to the house and an echidna that came around in the evening for water.

And the birdz. I like birdz.

But we don't have bears, we have nothing that will pluck you out of your tent and bloody well eat you!

Now that does not match up with what I have heard about Aussie ladies.

 

[JW Frogen]

My favorite Australian critter has to be the Platypus. A venomous mammal that lays eggs, has a beaver tail, a duck snout, and the feet of an otter. Awesome.

What I would not give to have been on that celestial pub crawl with God when he created the platypus.

 

[Diuretic]

All these weird animals were here when I arrived, I still think they're all a bit strange.

I like wombats though. They don't give a stuff about anything, just wobble along. You can hit them with a car and the car loses.

I like echidnas too, they wander along looking for ants. I spent a week over Christmas in a lovely bush cottage in Kangaroo Island and there was a koala living in a tree over the boardwalk to the house and an echidna that came around in the evening for water.

And the birdz. I like birdz.

But we don't have bears, we have nothing that will pluck you out of your tent and bloody well eat you!

Oh...so you aren't a marsupial?

DAMN!

I bet those guys in Men At Work were marsupials.

Nah they were conservatives I reckon X.

 

[Diuretic]

All these weird animals were here when I arrived, I still think they're all a bit strange.

I like wombats though. They don't give a stuff about anything, just wobble along. You can hit them with a car and the car loses.

I like echidnas too, they wander along looking for ants. I spent a week over Christmas in a lovely bush cottage in Kangaroo Island and there was a koala living in a tree over the boardwalk to the house and an echidna that came around in the evening for water.

And the birdz. I like birdz.

But we don't have bears, we have nothing that will pluck you out of your tent and bloody well eat you!

Now that does not match up with what I have heard about Aussie ladies.

Aw they're not THAT vicious!

 

[Diuretic]

My favorite Australian critter has to be the Platypus. A venomous mammal that lays eggs, has a beaver tail, a duck snout, and the feet of an otter. Awesome.

What I would not give to have been on that celestial pub crawl with God when he created the platypus.

Proof God is a Texan...."here, hold my beer...watch this!"