Australia and US reach deal to resettle asylum seekers on Nauru and Manus Island

[The Great Goose]

Hell, I'd like to go live on a beautiful island in Papua New Guinea. Just give me internet and satellite tv.

I'd go to Papua New Guinea to profiteer from the guerrilla war against Exxon Mobile.

Not much other reason to go there though.

Uh, yeah I could live here.

They ar all midgets, I can take them! I'm more afraid of poison dart frogs.

 

[ThirdTerm]

The deal was made by Obama and Trump could reverse it once his administration is inaugurated. Trump has proposed suspending the Syrian refugee resettlement programme.