Attn: Liberals - Romaine Lettuce Isn't Availible For Sale, But Guns Still Are

[JGalt]

Of course, guns will never make you crap blood and puke your guts up.

"On Thanksgiving Day 2018, Americans couldn’t buy romaine lettuce because of a CDC recall linked to an E. Coli outbreak. But even though gun violence is so mundane that a shooting at a mall in Alabama Thursday evening barely made national news, guns were still freely available at stores like Walmart across the country."

Romaine lettuce is too dangerous to be in stores, but guns are still available 24 hours per day

 

[Pogo]

Of course, guns will never make you crap blood and puke your guts up.

You have a point. It's the bullets that do that.

 

[JGalt]

Of course, guns will never make you crap blood and puke your guts up.

You have a point. It's the bullets that do that.

My bullets know better than that. All they do is poke nice round holes through pieces of paper out yonder way.

 

[Pogo]

Of course, guns will never make you crap blood and puke your guts up.

You have a point. It's the bullets that do that.

My bullets know better than that. All they do is poke nice round holes through pieces of paper out yonder way.

uh HUH. So you're the only one with one of these "gun" thingys are ya?

 

[Harpy Eagle]